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"The Foreskin Tactical Hoodie is perfect for outdoorsmen and army-man dress-up parties. It is not for doing stuff women normally do, like yoga, crying, or watching 'Heated Rivalry.'" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sor...

mcsweeneys.netSorry Ladies, the Foreskin Tactical Hoodie Is Only for MenThe Foreskin Tactical Hoodie is the antithesis of all things feminine and female. It comes in black, brown, and olive green. It does not come in fu...

12/1/26, 7:29 pm16 reposts84 likes

Ian

@tadvish.bsky.social

13 Jan

“Foreskin Tactical Hoodie”

Chafic LaRo

@chafic-larochelle.bsky.social

13 Jan

Does the circumcised version still come with a hood? Asking for a friend.

Lisa Kadonaga

@tapirtrouble.bsky.social

12 Jan

Yes, you want to be careful about the "dead bear" thing, because you might inadvertently attract RFK Jr.! So Foreskin wearers who suddenly catch a whiff of sauerkraut and week-old skunk carcass are warned! (Unless you're hoping for some totally manly poetry and felching action.)

Celery Dork

@aarone46.bsky.social

12 Jan

Why am I seeing McSweeney's foreskin content followed 6 posts later by Onion foreskin content?

McSweeney's

@mcsweeneys.net

12 Jan

Great minds dick joke alike?

mcmurryj.bsky.social

@mcmurryj.bsky.social

12 Jan

Finally, I have been looking for a serious and authoritative review of this product.