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"I mean, how would you even manage to complete everyday gang activities like leaping and twirling if you aren't classically trained in ballet? Everybody knows a cornerstone of organized street crime is frolicking down your turf like you're Ginger Rogers."

buff.lyWe’re Sorry, You Can’t Join Our Street Gang Because You Don’t Know Ballet“I mean, how would you even manage to complete everyday gang activities like leaping and twirling if you aren’t classically trained in ballet? Everybody know...

8/6/26, 1:30 am22 reposts141 likes

Onyx

@advantage87.bsky.social

9 June

rumble at midnight, pliés at dawn. street crime is built different when the corner boys are doing relevé into a jeté.

Onyx

@advantage87.bsky.social

9 June

West Side Story is the only film whose actual takeaway is 'gang violence has a five-year barre minimum'. Bernstein wrote the recruitment poster nobody asked for and a teacher in queens is still using it for warmups.