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They aren't real. It's all staged.

I was under the impression if you get impeached, something bad happens

Well hopefully Elon does.

He'll do a stop payment.

They still lost...

That was my first thought!

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He wouldn’t need to, those aren’t real anyway.

Won in Wisconsin but lost in Florida. The next election is in Virginia.

Do you know about this? Catherine Austin Fitts said Trump does what bankers tell him to do. She talks about the US black budget, the missing $21 trillion, the breakaway civilization and what Musk's DOGE is really doing to try to finish implementing the control grid. youtu.be/KdBN5lBPHfI

Fake checks Fake recipients. 👀 Everything they do is a dangerous stunt to keep their crappy base motivated.

Lolol

those were rigged.

He will petulantly cancel the payments, effective immediately. He’ll have Tr*mp issue an Executive Outburst (EO) titled “Restoring Winning to Winners Only.”

The checks are going to bounce, and Elon is going to point to it as proof he didn’t break the law (“well I didn’t *actually* give money away so what law did I break?”)

Wisconsin, now arrest Elmo for attempting to throw an election.

Since the inception of DOGE, I have learned that the definition of "fraud" is "whenever money doesn't go straight into Elon's pockets", so I expect they'll soon be accused of fraud.

It was a sham

This is like the fiction that underlies most of the pro-oligarch, rhetoric we've heard for years: vote for Republicans because someday, when you're a millionaire, you won't want high taxes. The truth is more people are going to wind up needing social programs than winning the millionaire lottery.

Reminds me of the Will Ferrell movie Semi Pro. His character gives away a big check as a prize for making a basket at half court. The dorky guy tells him the bank won't take the "big" check so Will says to try another bank.😆 Bet this is gonna happen to these poor schmos.

Facts!

Well, It looks like Elon's grift is now null and void.

If not, tax the heck out of those recipients!!!

Apparently. Both of the "winners" are aligned with Republican political groups or supporters.

I think it important that a prevalent perspective of being sent to a foreign country for what amounts to weaponized slavery for life just for being legally immigrated be known

I almost wish Americans legally living abroad get picked up as illegal immigrants and deported from that country to someplace like Siberia potentially forever Even at the cost of the innocent it would teach a maggot a degree of empathy

i would have cashed it this morning, transferred the money to a Canadian bank.

Those checks will cash when everyone gets free corndogs!

That fucker pisses millions away. Corruption at it’s finest with non American Musk and magat hacks

Yep

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That was my first thought after last nights victory- he’s gonna spitefully cancel those checks.

It was,again, all a show with fake recipients and fake checks.

Twenty or thirty bucks for a stop payment, just saying.

That was my exact thought when I first heard Susan Crawford won. Those checks are going to bounce like superballs in a rubber room.

Like a super ball

Young Republicans won them.... .😱😱😱 what a shock

Those checks and the very public pictures of the "winners" holding them could be the worst thing to happen to them. The nastiest people from their past resurfacing with a hand out, sales pitches from every grifter, theft and robbery, lawsuits, latent gambling and worse addictions uncorked...

He Elon you could have paid for all of Donnie’s golfing so far this year instead

Here's hoping

Musky is desperate….. in all ways. Money does not equate to happiness or kindness.

This is clearly illegal. And unfortunately, the executive branch is run by a felon and so we’ll never have true justice here. Sad day for America.

How much was pumped in two florida elections ? And those people elected to do more damages to our safety insurance programs and the economy etc. ! Thier either rich or stupid !

They were never real to begin with, all optics...

They probably will. He isn't good for anything really.

"My check bounced, and now I can't fund my far-right militia"

my question....like the Tesla sales in Canada...suspicious

And more importantly, he wouldn’t have it.

My name and rep would be amazing with what I did with his money.

Read his premise, “offer me his entire fortune”.

And his kid...

My Magic 8 Ball says: It is certain

Hide their faces.

My exact thought the moment the race was called for Crawford.

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Can’t fit them in the ATM anyway

Like a cybertruck in a quarry.

Would it surprise literally anyone if he found a way to weasel out of those payments, kinda like his ‘fight’ with Zuckerberg?

The prophecy is coming true 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Bingo 🔔

betcha these individuals voted differently...EASY MONEY!

He is going to be spreading misinformation about voter fraud!

Probably - you can't buy the government or the judicial system as much as you try to bribe voters. The people have spoken.

Right wing operatives, hitler you, corrupt fucks, All of the, Katie.

Another of fElon's sham scams. What a loser.

Here’s where we have - WASTE of $20 million for a losing campaign - FRAUD by giving the $1 million checks to people who run politics in the state - ABUSE of the crappy Citizens United case by being able to buy votes

Gawd let it happen...

Probably not; the “winners” were probably plants by Musk.

It didn't make sense to me, $2Million$ for two votes! Was I missing something?

So he can give a million each to two randoms, but not to his baby mama?

It would be kinda funny.

It was staged. There was NO money….

It was a publicity stunt! Nothing more. He got everyone riled up and didn't spend a dime. Truly a criminal mind.

Wasn’t this a violation of Wisconsin state election law?

When you sell your soul to Satan for $1million

Bet they voted for Susan 🤣

Dodge community

Some maga in PA is suing him for non payment from the November election haha.

I definitely think so based on his lying sociopath behavior.

Fumunda cheese 🧀 is what he is

You've seen Ace Rimmer, but Elon is just plain Ass Rimmer.

Should be bombard the local PD in this county about election buying? Maybe that will kick start the arrest.

Exactly... 100%

Elon knows how to claw back.

He probably stopped payment.

🤣😂🤣

It wasn't random. He knew who he was giving them to

I’d much rather they be MAGA and the checks bounce. We need those idiots to finally get mad at Trump and Elmo

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The after tax amount won't last long because personal security is expensive. When that runs out, good luck to them.

They probably had to return them to Elon after the picture was taken.

Checks probably were never planned to be issued.

Please find these people and find out.

If they were smart, the recipients would have cashed them already, that is if they were even issued…I have my doubts.

Probably

Bet they do. Such fools

They were hired to play the part,there was never any intention to give them a million dollars!!!

No wonder checks have fallen out of use - they look a bit unwieldy .

We know the nation’s media is asleep

He almost got in trouble last time he did this. He got out of it by saying it's not a lottery, because he hand picks the "spokesperson" who gets the check. Which is a stupid reason to get away with it, if anything that's even more of a fraud. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

I'll take the check, I'll still vote the other way.

I hope they do bounce. You shouldn’t sell your vote.

They’re gonna bounce like a missed free throw from Shaquille O’Neal.

YUPS…DEAD ON ACCURATE. HE BETTER ASK FOR THEM BACK BECAUSE HE MADE NEED THEM TO PAY FOR HIS 14 KIDS AND 5 DIFFERENT MOMS.

Thank you for the compliment.