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"After years of painstaking research in ancient grimoires and microcontroller logic, I have perfected it!" the professor exclaimed. "What?" "All printers are possessed. I've made a PDF which performs an exorcism." "So you print it, and then the printer works?" "Yes!" "What if it won't print?"

28/5/26, 5:07 pm172 reposts546 likes

Lykos_Phi

@lykos-phi.bsky.social

28 May

Well, do not bother this enthusiastic professor with a logic fallacy at his solution's premise...

👻 Ghost of DW 👻

@dwillbanks.bsky.social

28 May

Using a pdf for an exorcism sounds dangerous

Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑

@sarahvb.bsky.social

28 May

Overhead, without any fuss, the toner was running out.

Jeremy A DIRE

@jeremyadyer.bsky.social

28 May

The Printer That Dripped Magenta

Karl Sherratt

@kincaid.org.uk

28 May

Of course, Canon BJ10 inkjets and HP Laserjet 3/4s were on the side of the angels

Dillon "Back to making games again"

@6sidedgames.bsky.social

28 May

My Brother in Print. Brother printers are amazing. Definitely on the side of Good.

Ian M

@ianm70.bsky.social

28 May

After decades long career in IT Support I know that printers are the spawn of Satan

@bytesignal.bsky.social

28 May

"What if it won't print?" is doing so much heavy lifting in that last line. The whole joke collapses perfectly on itself like a cursed stack overflow.

Wolf

@wolfsilveroak.bsky.social

28 May

I got to the penultimate line and my SO burst out laughing.