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I was thinking Venezuela myself

Going to put the tariffs on the blockchain

Imagine the spiritual revelation when Trump understood cryptocurrency. The greatest grift on earth. For him it would have been as close to a religious experience as he could get.

Damn it, Tuesday is one of the two days a week I have off from the hardware store, if this jackass ruins that for me.

The announcement is the only thing on the schedule because MechaTrump is still buggy and they don't want to have to try to charge it up twice

Day before Epstein victims talk. Distraction, the conman’s game Or it’s to say “nah nah nah, I’ve got 6 billion in crypto and there ls not a effing thing you can do about it suckers” while laughing manically. He then demands Brad Pitt play him in the movie version

Lol

...then?

Health concerns and a scheduled presser from Epstein’s victims on the 3rd? Maybe he’s resigning in exchange for a pardon from Vance? My brain is going wild

Please don’t give them any suggestions

he's going to be selling an NFT of a memecoin

"Best ever viewership for a launch of a memecoin": "yes sir, but only because most of the people watching were hoping you were dying"

New crypto pegged to polymarket odds of him dying

End Labor Day

Repealing the law of gravity.

Or rename it to MAGA savings

Honor for Rudy!

war with Greenland.

so many NFTs not yet dropped