BoozeGetsMeThrough

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

Trump got convicted for 34 counts with Blanche as his lawyer.

what do we want!!! less war!!! when do we want it!!! booooobs!!!

David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals https://theonion.com/david-attenborough-admits-to-exaggerating-wonder-of-seals/

PSA: A heads up for those (kindly) supporting us with game purchases today: 1. Kiln and Keeper are getting permanent price changes soon! 2. All our games on Steam are getting international price adjustment reviews! 3. It's Psychonauts 2's birthday next week, which means a sale!

would someone selling a t-rex be considered a small arms dealer

as hilarious as Zork is, this was niggling in the back of my head and I didn't realize why until a second later

look at least Steve Ballmer cares about his team all these other rule following mfers luxuriating in the glory of anti market systems they institute

When I was a kid I used to ask the Netscape search engine to give me the information I wanted in the most polite way I could think because I thought it would be more inclined to give me the information I wanted.

It is true. All my friends and I constantly talk about how much we hate to see very attractive people naked.

Extremely beside the point but his nickname became Can't Play Him Kanter after his coach visibly said that about him during a playoff game. There is no reason to believe that wouldn't also be true in this right wing fantasy

Where I live they're legal if they can't go over 30 mph. A few months back a kid killed a man with one. I regularly see kids do incredibly stupid shit on them. I have no idea why everyone thinks it is a good idea to give 13 year olds underpowered motorcycles.

Leftist extremist we should all be afraid of

me to my slack chat about this video:

When given a choice I play as women in video games but avoid the embarrassing sexualized skins. But if Fire Emblem is only going to give me options of 2 embarrassing sexualized characters then I might as well go for broke...

on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...

TRANS KIDS BELONG!!! ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

Elder Scrolls

A Democratic president is going to end the war at some point after January 2029 and get absolutely assailed by the mainstream press over it.

@mikedrucker.bsky.social Just finished your piece in Game Informer, I enjoyed it quite a bit. You are obviously a very funny person talking to some famously very funny people, when interviewing them did you try to make them laugh throughout?

They're so mad that other people have actual talent

England still has the world darts champion and that’s all that matters

Thinking how at the end of the Star Wars trilogy an entire galaxy celebrates the death of the emperor without a finger wagging coda where a sad-eyed long haired scold in bespoke clothing warns that this reduces everyone to the same level as the genocidal tyrant who got tossed into a laser shaft.

I've decided to be a better person and no longer wish for Lindsey Graham to die.

Mitch is a master strategist to the bitter end

what a crazy twist to get us all talking about mitch mcconnell and then pull this??

This is why you don't score on Argentina

no idea what the facts are but iran should take credit for this

My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all

What’s his Bluesky handle

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

I didn't watch this show until much later, but they explained what the ending meant earlier that season, wich a discussion about how when you die it just goes black. After watching the finale I was shocked that people thought the ending was ambiguous

Absolute brain dead take. Even if he didn't interfere (which I doubt he actually did) he would still take credit for his success. Do the Knicks not get to celebrate their championship because the big wet baby made a Finals game about him as well as their championship?

Dammit Nintendo, why must you always be the most evil of the 3?!?

I've seen Brazil score two goals by doing a throw in about 40 yards where they should have and that's more than enough for me to root for the tall Neanderthal's team (although there has never been a greater milkshake duck candidate than him)