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This is what people think AI is, but AI could never brilliantly capture the ineffable in this way.

SO VAGUE & SPECIFIC

Well this made me go read the whole thing and wow, yeah, I'm ready to be done with THIRD FEELING.

This is a beautiful method of [redaction].

But like, universe don't wait for me, please go ahead whether or not I've got SPECIFIC BEVERAGE on hand

Man, McSweeney’s is usually too twee for my blood but this hit

🎶"Ohh, I wanna be in the room where IT HAPPENS..."🎶

I doubt they can keep IT happening a secret for very long. If nothing else they’ll want to do some market manipulation about it, and that will show that SOMETHING is happening.

I do have a bottle of SPECIFIC BEVERAGE in the fridge for this

There was a time when Australia changed its prime minister so often it became a national joke. Some wag created a twitter account which was just a daily update "today is the [date] and the prime minister of Australia is [name]" I feel like this situation is crying out for a similar account tbh

After the holidays I'm going to pick up a nice (but not too nice, I am on a budget here) bottle of SPECIFIC BEVERAGE, because I want to be ready when IT HAPPENS.