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Marriage is mostly about having a captive audience to share newly-acquired cursed information

Things I have had to explain to my husband recently: - COVID-conscious lesbian bar - The rationalists - Snapewives - My Immortal (the fanfic)

13/10/26, 2:33 pm4 reposts27 likes

Noah Weinberger

@noahweinberger2003.bsky.social

You dare use my own spells against me, POTTAH?!

Acausal Robot God

@acausalrobotgod.bsky.social

Did you explain the acausal robot god part of rationalism?

Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻

@mrose.ink

Oh yes, he's familiar. (He was also a philosophy major, so he has a very dim view of it)

Christo Silvia

@christosilvia.bsky.social

I was so stunned when I learned that the title My Immortal was based on an evanescence song

Christo Silvia

@christosilvia.bsky.social

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Christo Silvia@christosilvia.bsky.social

Is there a third Insane Harry Potter Fanfiction to complete the unholy Trinity of: * My Immortal * Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality * ?????

Will "scifantasy" Frank

@scifantasy.bsky.social

Oh that poor man.

Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻

@mrose.ink

He's extremely offline, and relies on me to deliver relevant information. Unfortunately, all of these things have become relevant.

Noah Weinberger

@noahweinberger2003.bsky.social

He doesn't know about Aella yet right... Right?

Will "scifantasy" Frank

@scifantasy.bsky.social

I assumed that was covered by "the rationalists."

ClockworkCanary

@clockworkcanary.bsky.social

I am going to regret asking this, but, how has My Immortal become relevant?

Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻

@mrose.ink

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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻@mrose.ink

I've definitely mentioned it to him before, he just forgot. Weirdly enough, it was one of his students who brought it up. Husband said "apparently the rationalists are really tied to one famous harry potter fanfic?" and one of his law students asked "wait, is it My Immortal?"

Will "scifantasy" Frank

@scifantasy.bsky.social

I'm not saying I don't understand why. It's just...he got a Speedrun of the lowlights of the last twenty years of Online Discourse.

Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻

@mrose.ink

Oh! And Lowtax! I got to explain Lowtax recently.

Willow

@rockshrimp.bsky.social

yep

Willow@rockshrimp.bsky.social

Hey guess who assumed their vaguely online husband knew about the AI Harry Potter fanfic sex cult and casually mentioned being surprised it was breaking containment and found out that no he most certainly did not know about it.

Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻

@mrose.ink

Husband: wait, what's the fanfic actually ABOUT? Me: It's just... there. Husband: ... Me: It's more like a textbook than a fanfic? Husband: ...??? Me: I literally cannot explain it any more than that. Just go look it up. Husband: but I don't WANT to perceive it with my own eyes