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That’s brilliant. I’m stealing that.

If you ever find yourself reading a written account of something the Orange Traitor has said and being angry that you can hear his voice… just read it back and try to hear Woody Allen saying the same words.

Did you ever see the Seinfeld where Kramer has a ‘seizure’ at the sound of a certain celebrity’s voice? I would fear this if the voice was in my head. Besides, once you invite vampires, I mean evil, in, it can stay.

I seriously wish there was a way I could like a comment repeatedly. This would be one of them.

Damnnnn

Bahahaha! I gotcha!

My friend used to say “Your momma may think you’re cute but I don’t have to!” When people act childish 😂🙌😂

Oh wow! That's kind of mind blowing!

👏👏👏

Holy cow is that effective

🤣😂👏

That’s amazing advice!

Wow. I bet a psychologist came up with that.

Brilliant way to handle your inner suck voice!

Finally a new self loving technique. Brilliant!!! 🤣😂😅

Brilliant! 🥸

Fake it to you make it. Only I don't think it's that strange now that I'm older. I think the whole world is fake it till you make it now...

Love it! Also, “If you ever suffer from Imposter Syndrome, just look at Trump’s Cabinet.” 😳

This could be a HUGE advance in psychotherapy!

I like it when Mary Trump plays the felon’s voice on fast speed on her show. I’ll try it.

Works with ex wives too

Talk about Trump living in your head rent-free. omg

It works!

I LOVE that.

I love this advice.

That is brilliant advice

If you're having trouble sleeping try really hard to stay awake. It either makes you sleep, or you feel like at least you're accomplishing something.

This is awesome advice

Today my friend said “how do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time”. I’ve never heard that one before but basically if you have a big job to do just take it one step at a time. Don’t panic.

Yeah... But then I have to hear Trump's voice in my head, which triggers a very different trauma. 😮‍💨

Nah, that would be self torture.

Lean into the pain. When my shoulder was sore, my neighbor told me not to stretch away from the pain but to lean into it. It worked. I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere.

I like it!

Drink water from the opposite side of the glass to cure hiccups.

OMG! I absolutely have to share this with several friends, like, yesterday. This will work!

at least he's good for something! 😜

Never play poker with a man named “Doc.”

That's a good one. At least I will know it's all a lie.

😁

Love this!

Strange and effective advice for sure

Blockade 🚫 the parade. Protest wall around the parade area. Gridlock the streets/highways outside the parade route 2 hours before. Peaceful ✌️ No police engagement. Make a NothingBurger out of the Fox News exclusive: empty parade stands, empty parade streets, empty propaganda.

That is oddly sage advice.

This is genius therapy

"What other people think about you is none of your business." Not sure I completely understand it even still but it helps me to separate my self from what people think they know about me. It gives me permission to discount the noise.

Its tremendous, many big burly men came up to me with tears in their eyes talking about the size of it... Hey works the other way too!

Mine is: if they aren't providing the 3 f, then their opinion of me doesn't matter 👍. 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😅.... oooh, I have more! Which is strange 🤔

😂😂😂

Hahaha!

Too painful, though less painful than Trump I'm sure.

Excellent. Thanks for sharing

Best advice

Wow I feel better and worse at the same time! 😂

I can't do that. My hatred of the blob makes me growl even thinking of its voice.

His voice nauseates

Oh my STARS this is awesome.

Cure hiccups by holding your breath and drinking water from the opposite side of the cup, bent over. It works. One friend had hiccups two days, and she cured herself in my kitchen in 2 minutes.

Totally giving that a try

Hahaha. Good one! When I first ran for fed office, I was told, "Keep it at a 4th grade level". An exaggeration perhaps, but sadly, mostly true. Candidates need to connect w/ voters before voters will even consider policy ideas. Talking to them like your sitting on their couch is a start...

That is providing you can stand hearing his voice. The closest I get before I switch off and leave is Colbert's impressions. Any closer and I mentally vomit.

Wow. This is as impressive as it is depressing.

I love it!! I just hope the "little voice" goes away

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

🤣😂 brilliant!

Hearing that orange turd’s voice saying ANYTHING in my head is guaranteed to trigger nonstop puking. 🤢

Good one.

I like this piece of advice

😂

Incredible piece of advice 🤣

and to be clear, “crazy person” in the colloquial sense, no shade toward anyone with diagnosed mental illness/s.

This is the best!

Brilliant

Brilliant

Omg yes! Energy AND time.

Never date a girl who pays her rent in one's.

Never fry bacon in the nude.

That might work, but holy shit I can't stand his whiny voice.

Great tip! 😂🤣😂🤣

OMFG. Great advice.

🤣💪🤣

Yes, this technique works. In Trump's voice. Or, a teacher who wasn't supportive. A screeching parent.

If you mimic someone's facial expression, you get a strong hit of that person's attitude or emotion. E.g. mimic Trump's sitting-there-being-flattered face and you feel smug and entitled. Mimic his Mussolini mouth serious face, and you feel all look-at-me-I'm-an-action-hero. It works for posture, too

No sagging, no sagging. You're the saggy titted one, not me. Everyone says mine are the perkiest, the roundest most beautiful breasts. That's such a beautiful word, breasts. An old fashioned word that I just made up. It's my favorite word.

I LOVE this.

That's brillant!!

I always end my day with Colbert. He keeps me sane...

The weirdest advice I received that was strangely effective, was the #LegalAdvice of the UUA's Canadian attorneys to take down blog posts about #UUrapists, or face being charged with #BlasphemousLibel. It was-is #StrangelyEffective in encouraging my #whistleblowing on #UUA #ChildSexAbuse cover-up.

Honestly, I think this will be extremely helpful. Thank you 😊

Brilliant

Weirdest advice I've ever heard? Like, "turn off your cellphone"??

Hmmm he didn’t specify. Works for me

Except I really can’t stand his voice - ugh