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Now that he's committed and with the ring on his credit card that 3-5 exacta bet needs to come in, for fuck's sake.

youtube.com/watch?v=0tMF... ICE. @muellershewrote.com

This what a real wave looks like. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmAC...

Seconded and posted. Everyone else get aboard and let it fly.

Inside the 49ers’ locker room: Mapping every locker, from Hollywood row to 3-point hoop hell … www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...

Well, at least WE are “practicing” at Kezar (Pub).

The Volkswagen crested the hill just as the local flock learned that German engineering remains completely indifferent to thanksgiving traditions. @audacityofdespair.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social who was Anthony Bourdain to you?

@vcdgf555.bsky.social did this happen?

Happy Hardcore History Day everyone. As usual, thanks for your patience! dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social when footballers score goals they become victorious bull fighters...

If you're an FBI analyst surging to Atlanta to review records, reach out to me. I'll keep you anonymous. Signal in bio. Please share this post widely.

Now, live on Rossiya 1 - The Fuel Battle.

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social I did Nazi that coming....

#49ers mailbag: which rookie impressed this spring; which UDFA will make the team … www.nytimes.com/athletic/734...

bsky.app/profile/denn... @audacityofdespair.bsky.social ....

scanning for wokeness

Girl on Love Island asked everyone if they knew where New Hampshire is and they all said no. I’ll never quit this show.

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

@minakimes.bsky.social sounds like there are 10k Knicks fans in the house...

"A dog accidentally fired a shotgun from inside a vehicle in western Nebraska, injuring a woman who was stopped nearby in traffic, according to officials. Her injury was not believed to be life-threatening." bnonews.com/index.php/20...

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social What do you think about Cormac McCarthy?

Lol "Bob Ross" with an excellent cameo.

The “innermost and darkest part of a shadow”?!?!? Really?

The Pentagon made public on Friday what it called “never-before-seen” files on UFOs. The initial images are murky and show what could be anything. The government said more would be released on a rolling basis. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/u...

Internet rules dictate that whenever you see the Tom Holland Umbrella video, you have to share it. I'm just following the rules.

A first thought is that this hollowed-out, fading old crank needs to be in assisted living. A second thought is that having surrounded himself with an adiministration servile, ass-licking sycophants. the White House is, in fact, an assisted living facility.

@mattbarrows.bsky.social I saw Mr. York in the house.... no one kicked him out.....

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Pinned: As the Defender Media Team and our communities on various social media sites continue to grow, we are happy to announce the launch of OSINTdefender on TikTok, featuring updates on conflicts, geopolitic situations and other newsworthy events around the world, now via TikTok! Original post

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brb off to invent pancake shoes

Reported video of ongoing clashes between U.S. forces and Iranian elements from Dehdasht in the Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad Province of southwestern Iran. U.S. forces are reportedly conducting search and rescue operations to recover the WSO from the downed F-15.

Video from southwestern Iran shows locals and security forces mobilizing to area where a rescue operation is reportedly underway.

He got transported to Waffle House

Russia's degeneracy in Ukraine -- targeting the civilian utility grid to freeze out the population -- hasn't delivered victory. Trump now threatens the same in Iran, where the average daily temperature is about 10-15 degrees warmer in Tehran than Kiev. Putin Lite.

Going to go eat something while my stomach isn't too upset at the thought of countervalue threats and deadlines between belligerents.

Former Steelers punter Corliss Waitman agreed to terms with the 49ers, source confirms. He becomes the 49ers’ first left-footed punter since Joe Prokop in 1991. In other words, it’s been quite a long wait, man.

BREAKING: New video captures the moment the gunman, identified as Ndiaga Diagne, opened fire at an Austin, Texas bar early Sunday morning, killing two people and injuring 14 others.

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Iranian drone hit Kuwait International Airport.

I wonder if that’s a women’s medium jersey.

Listen, I realize I post on Twitter (not feeling any need to use the newer name) about politics and I really don't do much of that here. But the things I'm saying, most people on this app don't need to hear. Twitter on the other hand... (do you think bots can learn?😂)

SCOOP: Plans for Iran nuclear talks are collapsing, U.S. officials say

Trump on Iran tonight: