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Okay I'm probably going straight to hell for this but this made me laugh out loud to myself this morning so loud I woke the dog up. 😂😂

The real humor is that vegetable jokes about McConnell are low hanging fruit

Rutabaga

Mitch is on extended eternity leave

I mean it's true 😂

Ouch!

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Potus Poh-ta-tus

#WhiteHouse #Redacted

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I would have gone with Fetterman.

And with Lindsay Graham, they are fruits and vegetables. I’ll see myself out...

GAME. SET. MATCH. DOCTORJONPAUL!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oh dear. 😅

Which vegetable do you hate the most?

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Jfc I nearly choked on my bagel

Ah my old friend the dark side of the internet.. witty and refreshing

Only a few more days now before they announce he took a turn for the worse and didn't make it. They're waiting for the replacement deadline!

Saw post yesterday over a bridge that started Kentuckys favorite vegetable is ………you know!

Why did I laugh so hard at this? Am I a bad person? Oh right, it's ok because he's already dead. Rest in misery, McCONnell 😂

Good one1

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Thought broccoli before I saw the punchline!!

I'll name another, Donald Trump.

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lol. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/07/most...

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Practice makes perfect.

Yep, that wrenched a genuine laughter-bolt out of me.

Is that within the American $3 per meal plan?

Ouch!

Never too soon

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My first giggle of the day. Thanks.

Winner of the internet today. I haven’t laughed this hard in months, thank you!!

Normally, this would be cruel. But since Mitch’s party has normalized cruelty, it is so apropos. Ding Dong, the Mitch is dead His brain ain't workin’ in his head Ding Dong, if I had my say Mitch was like this every day

The State Vegetable of Kentucky.

“Licking the boots of a pussy" www.threads.com/@robevac/pos... 🎯💪🇺🇸SHARE🇺🇸💪🎯 ….my fingers are bleeding from sharing this ONE 🖕🩸

He's a tatertrater!

He is most definitely imo a turtle on Its back. I'm pretty sure he is soup!

hilarious, karma and maybe sad

They want to round'up them, so they need to know who they are and who is hiding them.

that person is TERRIBLE for saying such a horrible thing and making me laugh so hard

Ha! That's the nightcap I needed. Gracias.

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Shit game show tho

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that reminds me of this Ramones classic www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se2h...

So, the regime is trying to convince us the slush fund for traitors is dead and Mitch is alive. I don’t have enough edibles for this bs

Good one

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lol. Gives a whole new meaning to the question: “Wanna see a dead body?”

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I snorted at this one. Classic

our pub trivia team name this week was Mitch-themed in response to an informal poll of the table (alive, dead, vegetable?) one person said "I'm in Camp Vegetable" Camp Vegetable stuck (and we won : ) ) [I'm in Camp Aphasia FWIW]

Mitch McGonnell

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i have to disagree, a vegetable cant be a zombie nor can a zombie be a vegetable, to be in a vegetative state implies non-movement, zombies have full range of motion as determined by the type of zombie, i.e. fast, slow , rage, there's a litany of zombies, now mitch he's a slow zombie , a zomboid

Snarfed my coffee

I mean….not no?

Dirt bath dude.

Mitch would have wanted it that way

You bad 🤙

Hardest thing about eating vegetables....? Manipulating the wheelchair...... I'll see myself out....!

Mitch the tomato

LMAO.

Max Miller

That’s “cruel”, funny though

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That was a good laugh 1st thing in the morning.

Tomato. No, wait! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mitch MightGoneWell

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Also Ar, ar ar arrrrrrrrr

Joe Biden

Squash

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There's also one in the White House

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Brilliant. Properly laughed out loud at this.