Dr. Penguin

Dr. Penguin

@roachmotel6.bsky.social

Living in a blue state married and a mom. I have 1 cat and 1 dog both rescues. That fat maga turd is not my president he is a felon.

2.4K followers149 following11K posts

I call Trump Diaper Don because I feel like it. Plus it's true so why not😁

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "This guy, I call him Mohammed El-Fayad. Some people call him Abdul. I call him Mohammed. Somebody said, 'why?' I said, I don't know. I feel like it."

Things you say when you are seriously out of touch.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Sen. Husted: "If you worked in something that had a repetitive nature to it, those kinds of jobs are going away. They’re going to be replaced by robots. I don’t think that is a bad thing, because I don’t think those are enriching– the enriching kinds of jobs that most people want to do."

Follow the bluesmobile he's great at driving through buildings, high af on nitrous oxide. That's quality entertainment right there.

The Bluesmobile@bluesmobile.bsky.social

Guys I’m so close to ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS. Tell your friends to follow @bluesmobile.bsky.social for haaaalarious high speed hijinks and nitrous oxide-infused jokes. My feed is pharmaceutical grade.

Dumpy is really trying to make that case for election fraud. Ugh😡

Aaron Parnas@aaronparnas.bsky.social

NEWS: Republicans urged by leadership to avoid Trump's election lies. Trump begins gutting election offices and cybersecurity measures. Republicans seek to revoke Canadian visas and declare Canadians "persona non grata" over wildfire smoke. Moscow burns as Ukrainian strikes escalate. Subscribe:

Yet another dipshit saying dumb things.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Tom Emmer: "We need to stand up, speak up, and take our country back from these evil marxists that are moving in" (Republicans currently control the entire federal government ... )

Yep and Joe Biden, Hunter Biden and his laptop or whatever.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

O'KEEFE: You said the guy was gonna do the reflecting poll in a week for about a million dollars. It's been two months and $16.5 million TRUMP: Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama

He should really go back to playing army while looking like a bitch. At least that was hilarious.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

HEGSETH: We have controlled the straits this entire time BRENNAN: You're negotiating with them to reopen it

Yes we know and Hunter Biden's laptop did it too or whatever 🥴.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

WARNOCK: Do you still driving deeper into debt to extend billionaire tax cuts was a good investment? BESSENT: During the Biden admin-- WARNOCK: Look, Joe Biden has been out of office for two years. The fact you keep talking about him tells you everything.

Drunk app was uh having a high level meeting, with the fish or whatever damn🥴.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. The idea of a high-ranking government official receiving an escort from the SEALs for a recreational swim near the tomb is ‘horrifying,’ said William M. McBride, a Navy veteran and professor emeritus of history at the U.S. Naval Academy ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/u...

This seems to coherent for Dumpy. But thus dude saved Mitch the glitches ass. I hate Mitch he needs to go already. He is not well at all.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

The president is now singling out congressional staffers, posting their photos, and demanding their firings

It's only ok if republians do it.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

BREAKING: A GOP-appointed Virginia judge has struck down the Democratic-backed redistricting amendment in full, ruling it unconstitutional and “void from the start.” AG Jay Jones says he will immediately file an appeal.

Jfc seriously like wtf. He is a hot mess ugh.

Julia Métraux@juliametraux.bsky.social

Platner apologized for using the r-word in a recent interview. I was the first journalist to criticize this usage in my article, so I do take some credit to bringing attention to the problem. www.wmtw.com/article/grah...

I get that this whole war bs is dumb and, the people who live in those places don't deserve to suffer. So if I wanna post an awesome comic, making fun of Taco man I will. It doesn't mean I don't care. I'm just trying to stay sane in this shit timeline.