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Hah! Quite.

If you think they believe this, just ask them to replace their data centers with warehouses of microwave ovens.

“Safe zombies, obviously!”

Best served cold, etc...

Mad scientist warming zombie army warms zombie army may soon explode covering towns, villages, asks for more funding. "What if someone else starts exploding zombies first?"

Ew!

'So, you don't want water-guzzling GenAI data centres, eh? Well, we'll just infect the Internet so it harvests users' resources! You all might notice your machines working hard while you're doing nothing, but that'll be nothing to do with us, guv. It'll be a thing that's...er..."gone rogue".'

I'm in such a lousy mood about this today. It's so damn stupid.

"Holding up a placard that is protesting against zombies is breaking the law of our land," says Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, about police charging anti-zombie protestors under the Terrorism Act (Revised 2027). The Act outlaws everything the Home Secretary deems offensive as terrorism.

Obviously Clara hates free enterprise.

International medical blood transfusion and organ supplies in crisis as zombie manufacturing outbids hospitals. "It's important we take the lead in zombie research and implementation," says Prime Minister.

So in the original the villagers kill the zombies by cutting off their electrical power. In the sequel the zombies kill off the villagers by eliminating their water supply. Cool, cool. What do you mean there’s no part 3?