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if those mormons locked me on the patio while it was snowing just because the cougars made two field goals i would burn the apartment complex down

10/10/26, 8:05 pm2 reposts30 likes

I’m here for the hyper-specific tweets about commercials that also drive me insane.

hey niki, quick question: what the fuck are you talking about?

great, now i have more questions

what's up

Seriously, she was too nice to them after that

I hate that I understood this.

At no point did I understand where this sentence was going

my pleasure