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We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Another fucking Elon Musk special, designed solely to kill people.

BREAKING: Early this morning federal agents were seen exiting the home of viral podracer Biddy Blas carrying boxes of evidence. The basis for the raid has not been publicly disclosed

They need to give Nathan Fielder a billion dollars and just let the little fucker rip.

Damn, they’re going be hanging up “Wanted for murder” posters tonight with Ossoff’s face on them.

Absolutely bonkers game, so glad I got to see it in person. I’ve never yelled “BEAT THAT ASS” louder than when Nate threw down the gloves.

mmygod

I’m glad Kimi is continuing to dominate the field, but Madring might have led to the most boring race in the world. Slept through the first hour+ and I didn’t miss a damn thing. #F1

Man who can only tell lies:

Anyone involved with shit like this should be taken out…

VINDICATION FOR PIERRE!!!!

Made driving a whole day in all the gray and rain worth it. . Epilogue 10”x8” oil

Executives everywhere scrambling to remember how to read a fucking email.

This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social

How I wake up on a beautiful Monday:

The utility of Luigi Mangione isn't that he put a stop to anything it's that he exposed that almost the entire country, regardless of politics, understands the concept of social murder. With three key exceptions of course: politicians, columnists, and posters who think they're on The West Wing.

Might be GOTY

Donald Trump is the world’s largest pussy.

if you worship the devil you can eat a lit stick of dynamite like it was a slim jim meat snack

Sophie Cunningham.

I too was on the "Mitch McConnell is definitely dead" train but I just had a call with the man and he sounds fine. We talked about Iran, the average heat of hellfire, how it feels to be eternally impaled through the rectum with a burning trident. He looks forward to returning to D.C.!

How can @patrickklepek.bsky.social keep getting away with it? Because he's the BIG DOG WOOF WOOF

It’s starting to feel a little biblical

Heatstroke about to put up some record numbers.

“Nazis” Fixed the post for you, Carl.

The writer of the American Decline arc is that guy who said subtext is for cowards.

If you run on anything short of “I will take every penny from Donald Trump, his family, and his cronies.” Then you are not made for this moment. You bankrupt and jail all of these motherfuckers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

LECLERC?!? Oh my god, I wasn’t expecting that in Q3.

The prize for being the richest person in the world at the end of each calendar year should be 100% confiscation of all assets and living out the rest of your life in a dungeon. Good healthy reverse-incentive.

Holy shit, that qualifying was insane.

another doja tweet has hit endor

"Your mother is at peace now." / [getting blasted away into a backflip] "AAAAAAAHHHH"

The low-hanging fruit is Blanche and maybe half a dozen others involved with the "fund." You campaign on putting them in prison, no one will stop you. "Intent to defraud," "two billion of your money to insurrectionists, crooks..." No one dares. That's how you get people used to the idea.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Donald Trump will rape and pillage anything he sees.

I really need this asshole to die already. Just fucking leave us all alone you stupid piece of shit.

Incredibly funny that they let the Republicans run with the Low-T/He’s Gay bullshit for days and then just calmly dropped a nuke on them

Erick Erickson - a snowflake so large that he might single handedly reverse global warming. This fat bitch has no character, no morals, and gotta be the world’s smallest dick to post something like this publicly

have we considered that flo rida and vanilla ice might be locked in a deadly game of chicken where both performers have their entire net worth tied up in elaborate parallel kalshi bets that they will be the last act to drop out? I am asking us to consider it

"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."