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@nikostratis.com

Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”

23/5/25, 1:23 am442 reposts4.5K likes

@adamfeibel.com

If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit

@adamfeibel.com

nice I spelled flammable wrong

@blakemurphy.bsky.social

can't go on an escalator without thinking of him

Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

I'll be spending the next hour "liking" every single quote of this post, thanks

Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️

@magsvisaggio.com

Mine is "I have the receipt right here"

Bugs 🔜 MC Atlanta

@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social

i am always thinking about temporarily stairs

@joshgondelman.bsky.social

There’s nothing I ever see discussed online that has a higher approval rating than Hedberg jokes!

@nikostratis.com

Honestly, my dream is to get the same energy going for my childhood hero Steven Wright

@joshgondelman.bsky.social

Hard to beat. “Bought dehydrated water. I didn’t know what to add.” But I’m always partial to the one about playing the sky on his harmonica!

@nikostratis.com

yes!!! Also "i used to work in a natural organize food store in seattle, Washington and one day a guy walked in and said if i melt dry ice can i swim without getting wet?"

@jesszimmerman.com

Some third cousins I didn’t grow up with and don’t really know came to Thanksgiving last year and it was a bit awkward until we discovered we all liked Mitch Hedberg and spent the rest of the night doing bits

@nikostratis.com

it is SUCH a good bonding trick

Christian Lane is my name not a preachy road

@chrstianlane.bsky.social

“I play sports…no I don’t, what the fuck?”

@jesseraub.online

you must really like Tide

@axeandcrocus.bsky.social

Literally yesterday I said "rice is really great if you're hungry and want two thousand of something".