Jesse Raub

okay, here's thread of links to all my published pieces:

it’s really funny seeing social media clips that are like “look at this insane Giannis poster!” and then checking the score to see that, yes, the Heat lost another game and are starting the season 0-4

public sentiment about generative LLMs is bad and is only getting worse, coinciding perfectly with the moment that many medium-sized companies are finally attempting their pivot to AI as a main driving factor in their business, great work guys

c’mon

the Brewers are going to win a sweep World Series and the Bucks won a single game Milwaukee levitating right now

every fan of an AL team should be experiencing secondhand shame that this is the best team their league produced. you should all feel like Lord Toranaga when Tadayoshi spoke out of turn at the Council of Regents

you can see everything, a movie about an adult man who goes by billy,

I'm quite willing to forgive this from a 27-year-old. Welcome to adulthood! A little late to it but happy you're here regardless.

the point of cheesecake factory is it's classy AND fancy AND trashy AND goofy. staff in fresh-pressed restaurant whites but half the menu items are cheeseburgers. you look equally normal eating there in a suit or in jorts. kris jenner filmed a music video there. it's the fever dream of John Everyman

Aaron Ashby has put the Brewers in control

declaring often and loudly how i am NOT participating in the discourse, which, if you think about it, has EXTREME class undertones AND overtones and says a LOT about society,

batman begins is so funny man what do you mean he “began”

aaron ashby is my beautiful son

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The Bucks starters were just introduced. Overheard from behind me: "No Giannis?"

the Miami Heat fans are gonna learn really quick how easy it is for your team to lose even if Giannis puts up 40

Incredible vignette while walking Miga: bent-over old guy in newsboy cap unlocks his giant $70k Genesis SUV while smoking a cigar. His cell phone rings. The custom ringtone? The Godfather theme. He squints at the phone, puts it to his ear, and shouts “WHAT PART OF ‘FUCK EM’ DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND”

enjoying the #justokay coffee at the Madison airport 👍🏻

what the hell they told me Nancy Meyers couldn’t get funding when did production start??!?!?!

Draw tomorrow in case any of you friggin bozos havent entered this giveaway. What're you fuckin chicken? You a baby? A little tiny baby? A beautiful cherubic infant, eyes alight with wonder as you take in the vastness and splendor of a new world?