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He’s so cute though 🥰🥰 he gets a pass

The Hunger!

PARROOOOTTT EEAAATTEEERRRR... NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOUUUUU~~~

I normally never do that, but, the food collection... I had to....

The face of a man who knows he f'd up, but has no regrets.

ohthatsparrot

Yeah I'm sorry Big Boss, but I'm with The End on this one

That'd do it.

birb tasted bad, 1/5 stars 😜

Honestly, valid

you could always give it back to him :D

eating the parrot and then making snake throw up on the end always cracks me up

*burps out a few feathers* nnnnnnno

mgs secret theater type shit.

You can't, like, own a parrot man...

A crocs gotta do what a crocs gotta does

(grunts) tastes like chicken!

>Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't realize you called dibs on it😅...

See this is why that bird sanctuary kicked us out that one time.

LMAOOOO

That's just what crocodiles do.

you're crocked aren't ya?!

Reasonable crashout

that's the face of a man who would 100 percent do it again.

Jokes on him, I just adjust the system clock and I don't have to worry about him

I did the same thing. Hahaha

And Snake didn't even like the taste. I was never actually able to find the parrot in the 3DS version, but in the Master Collection I found it instantly. Guess the bigger screen makes all the difference.

"Snake Eater" was always more of a loose name to be honest.

Give em the ol' "nyoro~n" Snake!

And The Sorrow wouldn't let him live it down!

All I see is a crocodile

Literally never beat this guy legit, and god knows I tried. Couldn't get a shot off before he saw me, couldn't sneak up without him seeing me and vanishing in the blink of an eye. The clock exploit was my only hope. I really hope it's still in the new one.