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Cthulhu????

Hahahahaha

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Third magi: thank fk I brought myrrh.

Somebody give that skinny-ass baby a sandwich.

Ok thats funny

Talk about Chekov’s crucifixion

Now who did THAT?

Only if it was painted before 30ish AD

Oh wow this comment is really blowing up. Follow me 😁

Chekhov's crucifix - once it's there, you know it's coming up in the third act.

Interesting

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IT'S A GIRL

Too soon

Holy shit, a hint to the ending was on the first cover, the author definitely had the plot all planned out at the start!!!! :O

Good eye

This thread. 😂😂😂😂😂

An unspecified number of Wise Men in the Bible never visited a baby Jesus. Nor is there any mention of a stable. The Wise Men arrived two years later with gifts including myrrh as a portent of the toddler’s eventual execution.

Loooooool

There's also a painting of Jesus holding a cross the way other babies hold rattles.

Let’s keep this place smart, please. Know your facts before you post.

obviously the Catholic Church might argue that they go all the way back to the day that God made a woman out of Adam's spare rib..

Keep your personal critiques to yourself.

Please let her explain how there were Christian before Christ. This could get interesting or funny.

The Catholic Church didn’t exist for a couple 100 years until after that took place by the Romans who were in power then. Yes Jesus was another Jew the Romans crucified.

There was no Catholic church before Jesus.

What Catholic church

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Dang, that's seeing him up for a fall.

But I haven’t read all the books!

Bit ahead of time!!😂

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Is that a real art piece? An if so what's it called?

You had it right - you have pays - I read, prays!

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The Baby looking at THAT!!!!!

Sir, please read a book. That’s called foreshadowing.

There I thought that was the Qu showing up.

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Lol

This must be the nativity scene from Jesus II, the sequel.

I remember this from Art History. It was in fact done as a spoiler alert by the artist. It was to visually tell the illiterate masses what was to come. Hung like an omen over a celebratory scene.

Where’s Joseph?

No that was his point for being born

Foreshadowing.

Man, talk about not trusting your audience.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome!

😂😂 just a bit of foresight

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Somebody time traveled and put that there

Jesus reincarnated as baby Jesus thinking “WTF srsly”? 😆

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That's suspicious, that's weird

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We used to tell him, Jesus there’s a cross with your name all over it !

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More like the 1960s/70s hippies were trying to emulate a Jesus, esp. w/ the popularity of musicals like Jesus Christ Superstar.

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Seriously, you are not thinking christians or any religion has critical thinking stills

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HA!

Lol

Nah, dats Jesus Riviera up there.

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Ahhahahhhahah!

I hadn't gotten to that part yet! Why did you spoil it!? 😿

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Thank you. I haven't had a laugh like that in a while.

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You don't seriously think this is a photograph, do you, people? Come on.

Lmfao

Even if you know the future, that's a super shitty thing to hang up in Jesus' nursery.

I’m impressed! But then Flemish painting is not my thing. I have enough trouble with the Venetians.

A little! But still headache-inducing to try to make out the details. I'm just hoping Bluesky gets enough bandwidth to facilitate higher resolutions in the near future!

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Well, Mary knew it all along, was reading about it at the Annunciation.

Giggles with my cawfee 😱

He's The Messiah.. he gets fast-tracked.

An Easter egg, perhaps?

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Far too many people scrolled past this gem.

...this broke me 🤣🤣🤣

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Don't make such a fuss, maybe it is just lokal pharmacy.

When marketing sticks on brand.

It's called foreshadowing

Heavy.

Yay you! Jesus was not only not white, he was a Jew!

Not religious at all; I would be open to participate in church if more believed and accepted the truth and reality as in this beautiful portrait of Mary. Today’s churches of any kind, is disgraceful and disgusting.

FWIW, your version looks more sub-Saharan than Semitic to me. Cinematic evidence leads me to believe Jesus' actual Father looked like Morgan Freeman, so I guess anything's possible.

She's beautiful

That is a great African-themed interpretation of the Jesus story, which is better known in its European theme with the blue-eyed Jesus.

Why does that baby Jesus look malnourished?

Hahaha

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LOL

This site needs a laughing emoji.