God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Inappropriate.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou (i'm old, dammit)
6,989,722,126th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
talkin' politics with a buddy in Arizona- that state is freaky- and he'd not heard of Steve Hilton.
he looked him up quick, and started laughing.
that was 10 minutes ago and he ain't stopped yet.
Let's be honest, this is the only way we're ever going to get out the stench of dirty diapers from the Oval Office, the tiny mushroom jizz stains from the Lincoln bedroom, and the hideous Cheesecake Factory decor from the White House.
#DonaldTrump#CheesecakeFactory
An evolutionary biologist explains that felines excel as specialized predators and share anatomical similarities, reflecting evolutionary success rather than absolute biological perfection.
Source: Scientific American
farmer: "I'm not changing my vote- the democrats wouldn't do anything like trump is doing to help us out"
bitch, democrats wouldn't put you in this spot in the first place.
Original artwork by Darren Pearson (@dariustwin) 9 months of dedication, creativity, and incredible light-painting artistry. Created using real light and long exposure photography. #AGoodPlace