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Okay, first of all, rude. But no, I didn't

.... damnit...

THEY DEBUFFED MY HEART CARDS, JIMBO!

I CAN'T READ, JIMBO

Got burned so many times that I forced myself to be careful about this.

Me: Let me farm some money this boss blind with gold seals and hanging chad- The Ox when I play high card:

Only 3 certainties in life, death, taxes and the plant.

bad habit

The Plant(ing face first with a face card build and somehow still living)

face card builds like "i have my whole life ahead of me" no you dont, the plant is coming

Give the bosses their own Mega Man intro.

look im just saying if i had gotten Verdant Leaf as my final boss on Jokerless a second time i would have quit the game forever

I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE! I KNOW WHAT THE BLINDS ARE!

THEY KNOW

Fuck the plant, all my homies mistake it for the goad and realize their mistake after one hand

Me with a Burglar in tow:

The Plant has killed my family, Jimbo

When are we getting the middle manager blind

... no....

last tome i had it happen was on the needle

Every time

No repeat hand types on a Card Sharp run is a real gut punch!

Nope 🤦‍♀️😅 So many times I keep forgetting to do so

Wait we’re supposed to read them?

s-shut up

me on plant/leaf with a joker setup so good i play a full debuffed hand and it one-shots the blind (flower pot ftw)

bro remembered his password

that's NOT funny 😭