Joebotnik but green

Joebotnik but green

@josephbotnik.bsky.social

Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, in-swoocer, proprietor of Joebotnik's Coney Island Disco Palace, proud owner of a Mizutani Shion, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!™

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I am going to put Jared Kushner in the marrow furnace

Austin Wintory@awintory.bsky.social

Mass Effect was my ultimate white whale, my all-time dream project. For the last couple years I'd been in discussion w/ BioWare & EA to take on the project & as part of that I wrote close to 20 minutes of music to explore where the franchise can go next, may as well share it!

pain

Kotaku@kotaku.com

One day after EA shut down BioWare, a trailer has begun circulating for what some claim was supposed to be Mass Effect 5, a game called Mass Effect: Universe starring Liara T'Soni and a new protagonist. https://kotaku.com/mass-effect-5-universe-leaked-trailer-liara-bioware-2000748858

Not to get *grows horns, forked tongue, slitted pupils, skin turns red* OVERTLY POLITICAL but the green party feels like the only political party in the UK that comes anywhere close to representing me right now

Deadlock (and MOBAs in general) just have waaaaayyyyyy too much going on, I can't wrap my head around it. All those items in the shop leading to all the different builds... Just doesn't seem fun having to think about so much at once. Then again, I am a very simple person. So.

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I don't think I've ever had as much fun in a video game as I did being a Spy in 2008-2010 and social engineering trust from strangers, watching the paranoia set in and seeing them go crazy

Deadlock (and MOBAs in general) just have waaaaayyyyyy too much going on, I can't wrap my head around it. All those items in the shop leading to all the different builds... Just doesn't seem fun having to think about so much at once. Then again, I am a very simple person. So.

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I miss TF2 at its peak. So simple. Each class had a very specific role, with different weapons that altered their playstyle very slightly in fun ways. Good for low IQ individuals like myself

Deadlock (and MOBAs in general) just have waaaaayyyyyy too much going on, I can't wrap my head around it. All those items in the shop leading to all the different builds... Just doesn't seem fun having to think about so much at once. Then again, I am a very simple person. So.

Maybe not a huge stretch of the imagination to consider how someone who baked their mind with perception altering substances for most of their life would become a boot licker. Still sad though