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I’m zero help with technology but I feel like I should make them dinner or something.

X hasn't functioned "properly" since Musk bought it.

If it functioned properly at all, ever

Now do Trth Social.

Diddums. Good! 🤷🏻‍♂️

I already deleted the app

You bigot Nazi platform is down. All of these sell outs are a disgrace.

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Avisa que esse site vai explodir, pop base

lmao

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Whoever is doing this better keep on keepin on!

End it

Twitter down, Space x rockets down, and Tesla having a fire sale.

left all my oomfs on twitter. wish they werent so stupid. we live in a society 😞

I heard it's a cyber attack. 🤭

Since you’re about 3 months too late, now is a good time to delete X for good.

ITS THE EVER POWERFUL COUNTRY OF UKRAINE:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

They need to do it more often.

A team of unemployed federal workers should barge into their server rooms, steal all their data and randomly yank out cables in order to fix everything.

So, if Musk is correct and X is under massive attack from Ukraine, then there's only one course of action... Musk must immediately cede half of X's assets to Ukraine and apologize for allowing themselves to be attacked. Then, make sure he says "thank you!"

Take my banking and all my investments, everything app!

This is cool and all but only if he truly cared. He’s truly focused on something bigger. He didn’t spend tons on money to gain Twitter, than gain the position he has now. I truly think he knew what the overall cost was. He’s on a mission and it’s taking off. Sad but true.

good

Awesome!! 🤩 love it!

Then I remembered he is trying to make some money connection thing to twt, but he is blaming his incompetence on Ukraine.

X should be xed. It's a Russian platform anyway.

Leave Twitter today!!!

Great news.

Didn't that Dark Storm team say this would happen again because Elon falsely blamed Ukraine

Shitter's servers are shitting themselves whilst Bluesky's servers are thriving! That's +1 point to Bluesky!

good

I hope it crashes and burn

Oh darn

Haha! Thats because it’s ran by a TRAITOR & LOSER!

In fairness, Blue Sky has very few people outside of the U.S. Canada and Western Europe. So, for many outside it's still their main source of news for their countries

To be fair, it's been struggling to function since muskrat bought it

Can it permanently just go away?

And so they flew to where the skies are blue

I wonder if this, along with his exploding rockets, shows that anyone even remotely good at their job is leaving companies Musk owns.

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Not all hero's wear capes

That was you?!?!?

It should wobble forever and then tip over.

bsky.jazco.dev/stats

Keep flooding the zone. It is super sensitive and huffing ketamine right now.

No tears shed.

Whoever is trashing X…keep up the great work.

Please continue to fail💕

👏👏👏

Fuck off we don't care about X

Well deserved

a day without melon's stupid tweets, what a blessing

Lol, good one

Keep the outages going

the evil is being defeated 🤲🏼

Just tell us where to send the ty bottles of wine.

Literally

Right?!? Kill it with fire!!!!

Sorry…. Not sorry

That's good! Hope it gets worse today!

Fascinating.....

Just going to screen shot these names for later.

My analysis expert suggests that X will go under by June of this year. Of course I should honestly tell you the guy I got this information from jumped out of a Tesla pickup truck that was on fire. 😎