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Same type of visa as Albert?

At least until Trump gets help for his disorder. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/o...

Too bad. Melania’s thesis on new cosmetic fillers, and how you can live in suspended animation will now never materialize.

lol 😂

But she’s a genius

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But her genius visa!

She’d need the remedial math class Trump was talking shit about.

She should try The Happy Fashion College in Tampa. They probably have an Applied Physics program 😀!

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Maybe not so swift with Applied Physics but considering her spouse maybe tribology is her area of expertise

Whatever the hell this means, It was written by Prof G so I heartily endorse it!!

She just needs to be programmed. Insert physics flash drive. Begin download.

Surely she would be welcome to do a visiting authority class on using your inner sexuality to advance your career And then keep it fresh

Melania wants to be an Electrician?

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In her former profession, there were at least some physics principals applied. Friction, force, entropy… Hydraulics perhaps? Or is her expertise more akin to zoology? Hard to say.

OMG. Do you think it may have been that Barron didn't make the cut at Harvard?

*visa

Genius I say, pure unadulterated genius.

This is the best ever comment I have read!!!

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I'm sure she'll get an honorary

She can always go to Columbia.

But she can express her regret in 5 languages ....

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I am sure they told us she already has one. In five languages.

Maybe Donnie can shake down MIT. After all - his uncle was the finest professor to ever grace their campus.

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok, Scott. You’re a definite contender for Post of the Day. Stay tuned for final results.

Lololol good one.

There would, of course, be exceptions….

Love your sense of humor, Doctor G.

Hahaha. I saw the look on the Pope's face when he spoke to Mel in Italian back in the 1st term. He ASSUMED she was being honest when she lied and said that she spoke 5 (!) languages. She does not.

She's going honoris causa all the way :D

they'll just write it into WIki as completed - or perhaps the WH archives

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She's okay with it. She sent her son to Columbia, where he'll never get a wholesome education due to the capitulation of an orange idiot's demands to stupidity. The legacy of stupidity, idiocy & dumbassery is upon us.

Fever dream, right?

She can always get it from Trump Uni.

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HaHaHa

Her husband can buy her an honorary degree. 😩

The last I checked, Melania was last seen with her boyfriend in NYC.

Who’s Melania? Last time I saw someone with that name she was surrounded by red Christmas trees.

Melania has her Masters in GDW (gold digging whore). It's all she needs

You made me spit my coffee out!

Ha! So, advanced theorem lost to crunching diamonds? 🙄

That chinless creature will be denied so many things. Poor dear.

I heard that Columbia's ready to hook her up though

that was cold bruh

her thesis was sound, her hypothesis is almost universally affirmed and surprisingly her laboratory results were compelling but seriously like she used a two tailed z test? umm it’s like did she even take advanced graduate level stats for physical sciences?

Let’s not leave the illegal anchor baby out of this mess.

To be fair, at least she doesn’t refer to other undocumented immigrants as “parasites” that illegal welfare recipient from South Africa often does.

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If only they admitted Barron. Oops.

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Sex work is still not a moral tell on its own.

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If they give it to her trump will leave them alone.

But she has a degree in architecture and...what....oh....that was fake....nevermind

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Bahahahaha!!!

My stomach hurts from laughing thank you very much for this moment of levity, it’s desperately needed.

You mean an Honorary Degree 🤔 and a Cessna to go with it 😏

And Applied Boobage.

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Applied physics! that's deliciously mean.

She will just say she already has the degree, and the press secretary wearing the "cloak of invisibility" will back her up.

I guess someone has Harvard Derangement Syndrome

LMAFO!!!

Wouldn’t want to give a DEI student an education.

The GOP only sees a need for labor. And they’re not about to start importing it when they can export it…

Harvard could’ve avoided all this unpleasantness by accepting Barron’s Harvard college application but that ship has apparently sailed.

Hahaha!😂 Good one Prof G 👨‍🎓

ouch...

Same with the white, South African farmers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hahaha

Einstein visa recipent from Slovenia. 🤭😂 #bilingual

Please let it be Liberal Arts.

Hahaha!

When does Baron lose his citizenship?

I wonder if they let Barron transfer, would Demon Don lay off?

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shame. she had so much potential 🙄

The tweet of the day. Sorry, the tweet of the year.

Are you suggesting that Melania can’t get back on the table?

Who's Melania??