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In the immortal words of Marcus: it’s pissing me off!

How does a fey this small fit so many based takes inside her? It's a mystery science will never be able to solve, we don't think ...

The modern day Dr Seuss has finally arrived. Thankfully without the racism this time.

damn, I was expecting a comedy roast on the zodiac killer. John Oliver spoiled me 😔

Read it in his voice …

Totally agree!

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BOI

@wanderbot.bsky.social true poetry here, give it a full read

and I'm not gonna say about how companies like Microslop want to put AI into every nook and cranny of Windows since that complaint is very much out there already

I do not like it, Sam-Alt-Man!

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This is such perfectly crafted prose :3

2017th like (is funny because genai shlock wasn't constantly on my radar)

same song

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Brilliant!

It seemed intentional to me, considering each line follows the same structure

Did he? I always saw the overall message of that story as, don't knock something until you've tried it. The character finally tried green eggs and ham and liked it. Conversely, I tried generative A.I. once and concluded that it sucks dinguses, so I can knock it as much as I want. 😎

Green eggs and ham 2 where it’s okay to not like something new.

But, how do you feel about green eggs and ham? (I do not know if this poem was meant to follow the cadence of green eggs and ham, but it did and that made me smile)(down with AI fr.)

you lie

Perfection

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Yep, completely agree with this on gen AI. A fine Dr. Seuss-esque way of putting it!

Dr. Seuss if he was cool.

Many programs people call today "AI" isn't even new. We use that stuff for years and there they weren't any problem. Only this generative stuff to replace People is a problem! Using it only as tools isn't but greed Capitalists don't care...

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I do not like green eggs and ham

My art has already been chewed up and shat out by ai. It fucking sucks

Fucking brilliant

A.I is a poison to the art community and those generated images are never considered being art, It's awfully annoying when looking for good fanart recently, There's always a bunch of crap being made with A.I, So annoying

Dr. Seuss would be proud of ya!

The execution was excellent. The intended message was great. The choice of reference was poorly considered.

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if dr seuss wrote green eggs and ham in 2026

You'd think they'd figure it out back when Ted Cruz tried the same trick...?

My own verse from a week and a half ago. 👍

That's what I was afraid of too, but nope~

I do not like this AI slop, I wish this digital nightmare would stop. Gen AI is not for me, It saps away creativity. I don’t want AI forced down my throat, Just so all the tech bros can gloat. If AI’s the future, I’ll stay in the past, Because I know Gen AI’s time won’t last.

Shove it up your ass Sam Alt Man.

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I do not like this genAI, I do not like it, crypto guy

The tiny one continues to be so unfathomably based ...

This ending makes the poem not ironic. I was worried someone didn't know the ending. But you admitted to trying And recognizing, indeed, I do not like this, uncle Sam

MF Doom