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Oh, that trophy is definitely going to end up burning down an athletics building 20 years from now when some curious intern decides to see if it still works 😂

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov

For the curious - because this is not for sale as a consumer product, it would not be subject to CPSC jurisdiction.

17/12/24, 12:22 am8 reposts99 likes

Colin

@egnowit.bsky.social

17 Dec 2024

Anniversary toastings every year, and then nobody clears out the crumbs, so it all goes up in flames.

StubobNumbers

@stubobnumbers.bsky.social

17 Dec 2024

Curious? Naw, they'd be smoking it up and get the munchies. Gotta make some Pop-Tarts.

Robert Drisaldi

@robdrisaldi.bsky.social

17 Dec 2024

And then President Barron Trump will overreact and make all trophies with toasters illegal.