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I mean the actual plan, as I understand it, is to win the games that don't involve Cam Schlittler

Since I know next to nothing about baseball, the phrase "Tolle's velo" is unparsable to me, but for some reason it is evoking some sort of weird 18th century thought experiment about how the posibility of perception while on a moving vehicle proves that ideas are innate, or somesuch.

Are we uhhh, are we at least making Schlittler work

Gotta get to the bullpen

Schlitter has thrown a lot of pitches. He’ll make a mistake or get to the pen.

COME ON LET'S GO Big game pitching from our man Tolle right there

Anxiety increases.

Bottom of the order C’mon folks

welcome to the seattle life we go kayaking and hiking and camping because the wilderness heals the pain of being a mariners fan. come to the forest for here is rest

Welp. You got a gift there.

HELL YEAH still alive baby let’s go