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This pitcher is younger than everyone on Bluesky, but looks 10 years older.

He’s new to me, but my first thought was “young Dabney Coleman”

I am locked in with you. Let’s fucking go

Nobody in greater Boston is happier than a happy Red Sox pitcher and nobody is angrier than an angry Red sox infielder

Oh well. #baseball

Yes! My husband is a Yankees fan and I’ve been rooting against them since we were dating in 1977. Go DODGERS!!!!

Your large adult son just dodged a bullet and has thrown too many pitches. :)

Even though he is just 23 and probably not a dad yet, he has extremely daddly vibes.

Yeah, and he played for Texas Christian University. But, goddammit, we all need one of them to not be a piece of shit for once, and I think Baby Ron Swanson is gonna be The One!

Is this the guy who’s like the scariest 23-year-old in Boston?

Eternal reminder that Fred Durst is the least cringe Yankees fan.

Of course as a Mariners fan we had our once in a quarter century good year last year. So I need to find another playoff team until at least 2052.

Cam Schlittler is a creepy vibed Stephen Miller of the MLB

Extremely annoying that he’s from Massachusetts.

Many days we are enemies, but today you have my (Jays fan) support.

respectfully disagree, I hope he stays good at pitching, but I see where you're coming from your guy has cornered the market on big galoot and I couldn't mean that more affectionately

I may love you 355 days a year Micah but tonight, we are ENEMIES

I mean the actual plan, as I understand it, is to win the games that don't involve Cam Schlittler

Since I know next to nothing about baseball, the phrase "Tolle's velo" is unparsable to me, but for some reason it is evoking some sort of weird 18th century thought experiment about how the posibility of perception while on a moving vehicle proves that ideas are innate, or somesuch.

much better inning from Tolle, I just wish I knew where the offense was gonna come from it’s rough out there

A Yank friend texted early on, “I see you’re going with Ron Swanson tonight.”