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*sad boner noises*

Can we remove those boners by ourselves? Could you provide a boner removal starter kit?

boner sold separately?

Rob... is that... uh, is that /your/ boner?

They're offering bottom surgery on the plushies.

Aw, congrats on their transition.

What if i want them with bigger boners

Was it an intentional choice to not say de-boned? Because I respect your restraint

Why so sad, boner boy?

Congratulations on making at least one sale of this little dude. I sent the link to my girlfriend, because I thought it was funny. I completely forgot the sort of girlfriend she is for a second though, and my near hysterical messages after telling her not to buy me one only encouraged her.

No Aus shipping? Sad boner noises.