God help us posters who support Palestine Action 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

Here's hoping Lynne has a shit day.

The banter timeline is that Bolsonaro tries to smuggle himself into the US on a small boat and is sunk by Hegseth's anti-drugs force.

If I'm reading this correctly, anyone who receives a letter from an airport for stopping can simply refuse to confirm who the driver is and ignore the letter with no legal recourse (unlike TV license dodgers). Otherwise The Guardian is in big trouble.

Congratulations to Lula for his fourth non-consecutive term. Irregularities in public transport indicate the potential dangers of handing over the keys to automatic vehicles to tech companies with political biases.

Show a pic on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Reminder that the Israeli election is Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich. imeu.org/resources/re...

God forbid people want an ethno-supremacist state formed by the expulsion of the existing population.

#Traitorsuk glad to see they’ve finally realised that they shouldn’t just have the 3 shortlisted faithful turning up last.

Obviously horrendous in every way, but I can't but think Al Nash would do an awesome impression of this guy on snl uk.

Why yes, I'm a gamer.

This is going to be the first Christmas where literally everyone you know will choose gifts by AI with a lazy-ass prompt.

Three for Challengers, please.

Debbie Mobilises Dallas.

Chopped the tip of my finger off two days ago - slammed a plaster on it and haven't dared to look since.

I do not think that the word used by Reform-leaning voters about Kemi was "enigma" although in all fairness it may have sounded similar.

Everyone in our Protect the Harvest delegation has been released. The Israelis who were with us have also received 15-30 day bans from the West Bank, which unfortunately means they will be unable to participate in the olive harvest.

Got called racist by ITV earlier. Tell us what happened, lad. Got called racist. Ye but why? I was being racist. On ITV? Yeah, it was on ITV.

Gideon, she's Irish.

*No hierarchy of racism* klaxon. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Turns out, it's being a tortoise.

I'm in the West Bank this week as part of the “Protect the Harvest” coalition along with Israelis for Peace, Unarmed Civilian Protection in Palestine & Protect the Harvest.

The problems are bad, but the causes? The causes are very good.

I disavow this game, although IIRC it was Revelations with the unnecessary tower defence minigame.

Not his first.

What is, fundamentally, the difference between one heritage of people claiming exclusive rights over a piece of land because their ancestors lived there and another? I've never seen any satisfactory differentiation between political Zionism and Restore Britain's anglo-saxon supremacy on this.

She eep on my opp until I ork aah.

El-Sayed 2028 - He's running.

I was in a single sex ward visiting my elderly grandmother and she said "What if they put me in with a lesbian who tries to watch me change?" I treated that with the contempt that should have been deployed here.

Mickey putting his milk in Minnie.

first single you bought with your own money. no lying! mine: Stairway to Heaven - Rolf Harris, 1994. It was ironic, and a new record shop had opened in our small town!

I don't know if it was just my parents' music taste, or whether there were contractual reasons but I grew up with a lot of 80's and 90's music and the first time I heard Pat Benatar was in 15 going on 30, the Jennifer Garner age-swap comedy from 2004.

Faites vos jeux, mesdames et messieurs. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o...

Please retweet

What is it about Starmer and leading to easily avoidable six figure payouts? I’m getting serious doubts about the quality of his legal brain.

Tag yourself.

"Flying Cars are real"

Tell me again how the 2 state solution isn't deader than Charlie Kirk. www.jns.org/news/israel-...

1800's settler in - pick one - Montana: Um, actually denying the rights of Christians to enact Manifest Destiny on a land which the people on it aren't even really using and don't have a flag or national anthem is totally problematic. Why can't they just go south of the border with the others?

I yearn for Charlotte Church, but that still doesn't mean I'm allowed to steal her.

No tears please; it’s a waste of good suffering.

This is the energy.

Giving Russians who believe that Eastern Ukraine used to be part of the wider Rus and that the current inhabitants should leave or become subservient so that it is a home for those who are culturally Russian the same respect as - oh, you know.

Become Ungovernable.

It is 2026. We are about to get a flood of op-eds claiming that poor handling of an issue affecting the Jewish community is singly responsible for a left wing party leader's electoral failure.

So you're saying an invading force with no jurisdiction threatened British staff and their families, and instead of doing anything about it, Britain just rolled over and sent them home?