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Still thinking about the Epstein files and the 1000 agents flagging Trump’s name. Which was apparently so damming, Bondi had to deny the files existed.

Fucking clown.

How about... The Epstein Island Dons? A little league team.

What would you expect from a white nationalist?

Bring back the "Conquistadors"... and the ABA along with it.... so San Diego can have pro basketball again.

...you could see his rat cage spinning when he wouldn't leave the futbol field the other night. his beady eyed brain was trying to formulate how to profit by his meeting the players, which led him to this stupid renaming.

Back to the '50's... the 1850's.

Rolling Stone over here just giving a masterclass in how to write accurate headlines.

Thank you for your attention to this matter 😂

His recent distractions are a swing and a miss. Im worried what he'll do next. I think this one is too big to cover up, the plotters are working behind his back. Beware the Ides of March, failed Caesar.

bsky.app/profile/niff...

Ooh, I hope this goes viral & venues start playing it for his walk-on.

Just wait till America’s athletes call for a player’s strike.

Little hands trump

Just flash a new shiny object on the wall. He thinks Americans are distracted as easily as cats. It's offensive.

Compromise: -The Washington Orangeskins -Thr Cleveland Only True Native Americans

Ok, I guess we can go with that. The Cleveland Epstein Files The Washington EpsteinPedoFiles

He knows what animates his base.

How about renaming the team the Washington Epsteins?

Now that's a good headline, thank you

I don't know, but doesn't that kid have such soft little hands?

😂

*chef's kiss*

too little too late! he needs to release a nude syphilis awareness calendar at this point

All Epstein, all the time.

I'm can't stop laughing because of the costs that would be involved to change all the merch and signage is prohibitive

He’s probably threatened by the name ‘Commanders’. He can oppress ‘Redskins’.

He's a miserable human being. All he knows is to spread hate.

Rolling Stone is killing it with their headlines lately!

Did he change his name back to Drumpf?

Scrambling to hang on to his base

All to distract from this:

I hope Cleveland with one voice says “Eff you. The new name is 1000 times better.” It objectively is— I don’t even follow sportsball & I WANT their merch. TBH, for DC I liked the year or so when most media was just calling it “the Washington football team.” That worked.

Trump City Pedos.

It's a good time to mention that the last time the Orange Shitgibbon was involved in football matters he single-handedly bankrupted an entire league!

Just because it's a distraction, doesn't mean it's also not bad. Someone burning down your house to distract from their other crimes is still burning down your house.

Sports teams should use Sesame Street's Donald Grump as a fun side mascot.

I wonder who will cave? What will he use to force them?

Impeccable instincts, sir.

SAD attempt to distract from THE files.

👍👍 for headline & appropriate framing

It's a distraction, yes, but I'd bet it's also because he can't remember the new name. He's trying to cover up his dementia.

Trying to distract from the fact he was best pals with a sex trafficker, Trump would like to remind us he's also a bigot.

Is he too stupid to realize the current name of the Washington Football Team is to honor the military AND the President? I think he's still sore over that USFL New Jersey Generals business move he made.

new bright shiny object... a distraction, plain & simple 🤔

Trump's repeated use of the term "Indians," meaning Native Americans, is proof enough of the need for name changes.

Under tariff pressure from the US, the Japanese government has insisted that the Nippon Ham Fighters change their name back the original Nippon Caucasians.

There's only one trump headline I ever want to see from this point on.

Who killed Epstein? Why are 3 minutes missing from the security tape? Where are the full Epstein files? Why did the FBI scrub Trump’s name from them? Why was Trump Epstein's best friend for 15 years? Why did they party alone with underage girls? Is Trump a pedo?

Can you please teach @nytimes.com to write headlines........

The Washington Orangeskins ?

"I won't make a deal for them to make a stadium in Washington." Good thing you're not the mayor of Washington, dumbass.