Jared Lipof

Jared Lipof

@jaredlipof.bsky.social

Fiction in @salamandermag.bsky.social, @LAReview, and @emersonreview, Madison Review, and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.

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I was going to say it's odd to drive to work with an open-top ceramic mug of coffee but it seems he lives right at the factory (even though he's walking the other way).

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As a little treat before we get to see what a Ben Shapiro screenplay looks like, here's the opening page of True Allegiance, Ben's only work of fiction, in which Jennifer sighs twice in the first three paragraphs.

Forbes@forbes.com

The Daily Wire’s new movie, written by Ben Shapiro, features a cast including Rob Lowe, James Franco and Jennifer Jason Leigh, as the conservative media company ramps up its filmmaking efforts.

The real accomplishment here is making Vacant look like James Baldwin.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan

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It's important to remind readers that while there are a few anti-trans dems, many are doing great work. Spanberger in VA did not flinch at anti-trans attacks. Now, she just ended Governor Youngkin's infamous rule that would ban trans students from bathrooms. Subscribe to support our journalism.

erininthemorning.comVA Gov. Spanberger Kills Youngkin-Era Rule That Would Have Banned Trans Students From Bathrooms“Spanberger showed how Democrats win amidst Republican attacks.”

Coming soon: “Franklin Hart is a happily married middle manager, manipulated into compromising positions by power hungry feminists.”

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Live your life so the former dean of a fraudulent university publicly says to you, "We didn't even have to speak too much, which is sort of good."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump pays tribute to astronauts: "Everybody thinks I ran in 2016. I actually announced in 2015."

Ah, yes. The English language, which is known for having words with one, and only one, incredibly specific definition.

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Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.

Jeremy White@jeremywired.bsky.social

POWER TRIP: ICE’s new electric shock gloves are designed to overpower subjects through intense pain. But it turns out there is a simple way to stop them working. Read the full story on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/the-pa...

Modern American conservatism is a perpetual high-decibel burlesque of doing one thing in real life and its exact opposite on X, the everything app.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

By UNANIMOUS consent, the Senate adjourned for recess until Monday, September 14 without passing the SAVE America Act. Nobody objected to the request, or asked for a roll call vote.

Never has the expression "all hat and no cattle" been so elegantly rendered.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Wow -- Ken Paxton and his team abruptly shut down a news conference and bail after journalists try to ask him about his various scandals

In this case, the "adversary" is calling from inside the house.

Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com

Imagine declassifying documents to prove your claims, only for them to do the exact opposite. Everything Trump does is half-assed. You just know this dude cheated his way through school. The best analysis I’ve seen so far. 🧵

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Marsha Blackburn's new ad is so racist that it makes me wonder if mainstream Republicans could have gotten away with something like this back in the 1980s or 90s.

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So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Tom Kean finally speaks after months away from Congress for a previously unexplained absence: "I was given the diagnosis of depression ... the doctors recommended I remain in the hospital to address my illness"

Yes.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Lander on comparisons between his flank of the Democratic Party and the Tea Party: "We're joyful about what it looks like to deliver. That is very different energy than what the Tea Party brought. We want to build something, not just break something."

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Is the pool the most important story? Of course not. Is it something low-info voters can wrap their heads around? Is it emblematic of how Trump handles everything (corruption, incompetence, lies)? Is Trump making it worse with his own implausible lies? IMHO, yes. So, yeah, worth discussing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: National Guard and police have been all over the Mall. How would these vandals have gotten so close to do something like that? TRUMP: ... ... ...

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"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."

buff.lyAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi...

HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN: A FITTER HAPPIER MYSTERY

DC Pierson@dcpierson.bsky.social

Let’s play a game. In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie

This post = this website at its best

Ceinwen Langley@ceinwenlangley.bsky.social

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

Is "free thinking" the one where everybody delivers* the same talking point? *or, in Ted's case, attempts

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather."

"Why would he need to do that, if Trump's done nothing wrong?"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Acting AG Todd Blanche says he's working to install "roadblocks" to prevent Democrats from prosecuting Trump and his associates in the future

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. You're fucking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this." @axios.com www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...

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this is such a good example of someone asserting that incivility lives in actions that hurt people, not in questioning those actions

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

Scott Pelley rules.

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

Push comes to shove this is my favorite Acetone record, possibly because it was my entry point. It's a Lie is a banger and Vibrato and Vaccination are some of Lightcap's finest work.

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Commence countdown to, "We really need that ballroom/bunker!" in 3...2...

CNN@cnn.com

DEVELOPING: CNN reporters heard what appeared to be dozens of gunshots near the White House, triggering a lockdown and a rapid response from the US Secret Service. Read the latest: https://cnn.it/3RpVsXc

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Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.