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in which Mr Scalzi begins to disavow Wham!

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"I got a lot of blood to pump out of my basement..." --Bender

🤣 I think even he would have laughed at that one.

This Christmas If the cops should appear I’ll give them the heart The very same heart That you gave me last year I keep it right here In the fridge for the beer

Last Christmas I fed you my heart And the very next day, I rose up again This year to bring about fear I'm gonna eat someone's brains Brains... you make me laugh You used to be two-faced, now you only have 1/2 Oh god, I thought our star would always shine on Me, I guess I was a shoulder to dine on

Write the whole song, please? Then, imagine it played in a minor key.

Last Christmas I gave you my fart The very next day You gave it away That's still a long time To hold on to a fart

Sounds like the lyrics to a Jonathan Coulton song. youtu.be/wnFQo3qEXSw?...

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That fits the rhythm of the last line of the chorus

Also this, hehe bsky.app/profile/cher...

Doesn’t rhyme

I think the last line should be "Please tell them you don't even know me." I think it matches the music a little better? Nevertheless, thank you for fixing my second-most-hated Christmas song.

I still have trauma from hearing christmas music (there's only about 12 or so christmas songs) at the grocery store from high school thru college.

Gee - thanks for the ear worm!!

Be sure to scrub your browser history man!

Elton John actually did something remarkably like this with an actual Melbourne tram while on a cocaine binge. Bought his favourite model for his backyard.

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As long as @gailsimone.bsky.social doesn't hear about this, you're probably fine. I mean, you're definitely not still in a blood feud with her or something, right...?

Shades of Edgar Allen

Does parody count for Whamageddon?

Last Christmas, I have you my heart My achy-breaky heart...

I hear Christmas Wrapping a few times each season.

Umm... sorry. I regifted that.

Ewww. . . .