Meek Barbarian

I did the thing!

If you are an Oregonian, you are required by law to see Wildwood. It is your new Goonies.

Plaster those "100% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes!" blurbs on every piece of marketing you can find and bump those numbers up even more, let's make this HAPPEN.

My Patreon memberships are on sale for the remainder of October. Use code: SPLATTERSON for 60% off and support my work. (No this is not a bit. It's real) www.patreon.com/cw/d20monkey

the internet's mascot should be a straw man

I know shit’s hard rn, but if you have a chance, maybe go give LAIKA’s new baby a shot while it’s in theaters? They’re still out here saying fuck genAI & making art with their hands, and I can’t stress enough how much we love them here in Portland 💜

I want Czepeku to hire me as an illustrator for their tokens line. I'd crush that job.

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent

D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

Make a band edible: Breakfasting Benjamin

What's it like inside your head?

If you see this, post a not quite “Star Trek”.

I don't have the funds for a Switch 2 but damn if I'm not drooling over the Ocarina of Time remake.

I think it’s really unfair that my wife says no when I ask for the giant friendly skelly-boi. He’d be so handsome in our front yard.

I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.

I’m looking forward to the rain in a few days, but I’m not enjoying losing my evening daylight. I can feel the SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) starting to rear its head again.

Post your getaway vehicle(s)

In honor of National Dog Day, I give you some art from my vet’s office:

This needs to be a thing

Holy crap this just keeps looking more and more spectacular. youtu.be/dtr5JL1zkiM?...

Portland's coolest game shop is hidden within the all-ages vegan punk/metal venue Black Water on NE Sandy.

I find this deal … Satisfactory.

there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.

The Invincible RPG from Free League Publishing is out now and, that’s right, I made the maps for it! As a huge Invincible fan, I am so happy to be part of this team. Check it out. freeleaguepublishing.com/shop/invinci...

Hey Buckaroos. I have a new discount code for my Patreon and I am about to start hitting it HARD. LG2026 for 60% off the first month! Annual subscriptions are also discounted! Signal boosts are appreciated. Time to become more self-sufficient. Patreon.com/d20monkey

Daaaamn. “AI is the asbestos we're shovelling into the walls of our technological society. Our descendants will spend generations digging it out again, and the longer the bubble goes on without popping, the longer it will take to repair the damage." www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...

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The Lorax

The marketing team has figured out how to make their own flyers! Don’t miss out on their sale!!

BIG NEWS! 🚨 Just announced at #GenCon, exciting new things are on the horizon for #Daggerheart and Darrington Press including new adventures, translations, accessories and more! Check out our newest blog for all the info!

Me: sees all the mentions of SDCC and GenCon and gets so envious Also me: if I were to go I’d be shy barely talk to anyone

I may not be at #gencon but Woubble is!! I’ve teamed up with @projectgoodapparel.bsky.social to bring a Woubble button down to life! You can find them exclusively at Gencon-booth# 2854! The shirts will be available online shortly after the show along with new prints and stickers!

The marketing team is up to mischief!! Vote for Jules or Rocky to be employee of the month by using their name to get you 20% off an order this month!!

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.