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this is, in a very real sense, the most correct post of all time, insofar as it captures the full essence of Officially Sanctioned Reality

Steve Uncle

@the-barely-jew.bsky.social

17 June

You want to invest in Microsoft? Micro means small. The profits will be small. You want to invest in Apple? Apples rot. The company will fall apart.

Charlie Twerk

@schadendroide.bsky.social

Just joined the Billionaire Boys Club. My secret? *taps temple w a sly grin* Just a strategically timed investment in a little retail chain known colloquially as "Big Lots"

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