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I can't count, it's only 5% (probably)

I actually think we were better off when guys like this were chipping coal off of cave ceilings

this is "have fun being poor" rhetoric in a techno-optimist skin. never mind that you could set off every nuclear weapon on earth right now and earth would still be more habitable than the moon or mars could be.

in space, no one can hear you scream "oh shit oh fuck I lost all my money what the fuck this fucking sucks"

Oh shit, there’s also much more space to grow apples, so buy Apple today!

You just want to keep the icy moons for yourself.

‘Group consensus is always wrong!’ Then go drink a bottle of Draino you f’ing dipshit. JFC these people.

Nothing screams “intelligent” like a guy who keeps talking about “IQ”

This is why the gulag was actually good.

>professional trader >looks inside >gambling addiction

This is just one of Elon's many sock puppet accounts.

I love how the Aryan freaks can’t resist using the “your bloodline depends on it” bullshit. Musk is the creepy sex pest polar opposite of the ideal.

Aren't we already dealing with satellite congestion issues

oh no i'm gonna be in the permanent underclass with a smaller infinity than the wise manager of a skidoo dealership

Furthermore, owning a piece of Bitcoin, or SpaceX shares, or whatever, is such a solid investment that if you really buy into it, you'll not only be able to retire early, but you'll also have acquired "generational wealth", enabling your future progeny to be idle aristocrats who don't have to work.

The other way around. Sell asteroids to people. Some of them have metals that are very rare on earth that could be used to build all sorts of new things if they could only be got back to earth at a price that isn't completely uneconomical.

Quasimodo predicted all this.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space! That means every company is in space and has infinite growth potential. As long as new investment capital keeps coming in, that is…

JK, Elon is a two pump chump

As a rule of thumb, anyone saying “think about it…” has almost certainly not thought about it

Whoopsie-poopsie!

time to take a look at the ol' ticker and confirm how well my investment is do-

This asshole bought in at 175.

I've seen a lot of posts like this over the years and what usually happens next isn't what he says is going to happen but maybe they'll be right this time

For me, price is the last concern. The odious person that ultimately would gain most from my investment is reason enough for me not to do so.

Technically Coca Cola's growth potential is infinite too so why not buy that stock? Maybe we can sell all the aliens in the universe soda pop

"think about it..."

Think about it.

why can the dork in the screenshot not just go back to screeching on Reddit about Rick & Morty

Im sold. I'd like to buy "one space" please

Rick and Morty Ass Investment Mindset

When this artificial bubble bursts, it will take down everyone except Muskie.

To be fair, this is the kind of commentary I'd expect from a person with an NFT pfp.

Plural.

When will the earnings go from negative $4.9 billion to infinite?

Whenever someone uses IQ as a metric...

I've been saying for a while, Elon Musk has reinvented Pascal's Wager, but for stocks. "Yes, it might be a total fraud, but what if it isn't? You really want to take that chance?"

Hey I can do that too. Space is infinite hence potential to self-own for those buying this crap is also infinite.

Except Skilling's disembodied head would mistake this for a forum, and it would still be not shutting up.

I'm starting to feel that although the death penalty is a horrific nightmare and it is barbarism that it is stilled used, that politicians, or billionaires deserve it. The state shouldnt kill individuals, but once you have the power to shift whole economies you lose that privilege.

Very few things are ever truly bad, though I agree that we shouldn't use it punitively, but for some people they are so far beyond redemption that a swift death is really a mercy. Starting with these guys en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Interesting notes about No Escape: -Ray Liotta is imprisoned for killing his superior after being asked to kill civilians in Benghazi of all places -it was supposed to occur in 2022 or 4 years in the past now.🤷‍♂️

bsky.app/profile/djam...

Make no apologies for the terror. You don’t want to. They are making you. You are an abolitionist! Your ideal society involves no carceral justice at all! Which means, they are truly THAT bad that you, again, an abolitionist, have no option but to make them an exception.

Digging up the corpse of "Kenny Boy" and sticking his rotten skull on a pike is still a possibility.

Who cares about pesky facts like profit Or revenue? It's just about manufacturing and reproducing hype forever

If you engage in infinite growth with real physical matter rather than made up numbers on a computer, you eventually get a black hole. This is not good for the economy, to put it mildly.

Yes, space is infinite, but is also expanding, so most things will always be inifinitely far and hence unreacheable. The "observable universe" is a real limit. I guess only *really* high IQs know this.

lol. reminds me of a prediction for ai’s impact on gdp i saw recently that factored in the possibilities of human extinction by malevolent ai god or benevolent technological singularity, so it was just a graph that said in 10 years the gdp will be somewhere between zero and infinity dollars

So this is how I find out I'm not a high IQ guy. ☹️

"your bloodline depends on it" is fuckin wild

"Space is infinite." :bong rip:

oh it's incredible alright

"Space is infinite" so "growth is infinite" so is the time horizon, idiot

Why do things always come down to "bloodlines" with these guys?

Not on your life, my hodl friend!

Meanwhile, actual physicists and engineers ain't touching that mess with a 10 ft lead pole.

haha

True galaxy brain!

theres always hundreds of "to be fair, you have to have a very high iq..." posts from obvious bot accounts like these every time some new shitcoin or crypto thing happens and within a week it crashes like everyone said it would and these guys still dont understand why no one takes crypto seriously

As a former Deals(TM) guy, let me just say that your stock popping 100% after your IPO means your IPO was mispriced. Now, in this case, the bankers were probably trying to be responsible, and couldn’t justify pricing in “anything Elon touches is gold” moron market sentiment.

Only high-IQ people can understand the humor of SpaceX.

My business with infinite growth potential can’t make payroll this week due to revenue being multiples lower than expenses. Scientists, please help me understand this quantum mechanics problem!!!

See money is infinite because it moved to the Fiat Trump system and that is based on what ever MAGA imagines. If us haters would just let go of perceivable reality, we would finally see the infinite Trump train and the money in it. Sadly we will fall off a lot of invisible cliffs suddenly.

If he's legitimately been a professional trader for 28 years and has an NFT profile one can only assume he's not very good at his job.

The “Climb on now or be a loser forever” schtick is starting to get old.

These men are far too emotional to be making important decisions.

A rail of blow the likes of which mankind has never before seen

We have finally reached the point where the ongoing clown car and regulation free zones of crypto trading, “prediction markets” and just straight up gambling have blown back into and fully infested the “proper” stock market. We are about to relearn why people bought all those tulip bulbs

"Only high IQ people..." Okay this has to be a bot. That's what mobile game ads say about every puzzle game. Nobody with a pulse talks like that.

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I look forward to someday soon hearing about this guy taking a bath because he's really bad at trading actually.

At least space is infinite would make some kind of sense but the official position is AI Machine Go Brrrr

Space is not infinite

But Think about it... Space is infinite Thwreforw the ptjbebtial of geowth of sspaveX is anflo i fond9r8e

Also, calling people with low IQ "morons" is lowkey ableist. Y'know, 'cause being intellectually disabled shouldn't be worthy of mockery

Snowpiercer... IN SPACE!

Also dialing down their 401k contributions, moving funds to CDs, putting solar panels out...

Well if there's one thing i learned in my time on the internet it's that one-sentence-line-break posts are almost always correct.

Insects are better than bugs and worms have more protein

me losing 80 thousand hectrillion dollars per picosecond because space is infinite

How many blown “we’re off to mars” deadlines do they need before people wise up?

Are you looking for seed funding? Don't want to miss out

If you’re low IQ, maybe

I am choosing to believe very strongly in the Dead Internet Theory these days because the alternative is that these people are real and that's too depressing to contemplate for long.

Nope, only the amount you invest. Though I'd like to see this guy's take on that scam company that let you name a star and even gave you a pretty certificate and map for finding it.

even better, you can in fact lose infinite money and still have infinite money left over

It’s not anywhere close to 2x either. 50% is not 2x! These people seem to have serious issues with how percentages work.

This professional trader seems to think that SpaceX is selling space, and therefore has an inexhaustible supply of product?

Infinite bag of hodling

Clearly you are not enough of a high IQ person to understand the potential of SpaceX as a company. Your bloodline is ngmi.

Space is a vacuum and this company too will suck you dry

Space is infinite, and most of it is nothing! How much can I put you down for

It's also wild that these people are like the underpants gnomes in South Park. Ok, let's say for the sake of argument that all this idiocy is true... how is it profitable? So profitable, and so soon, that it justifies this valuation?

You could spend all the money there is on space travel and not get anywhere! Space is too big!

Nah, that's three dimensional thinking. The highly tuned four dimensional mind knows that losses are just profits projecting themselves backwards into the past.

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in space, no one can hear you hodl

have any of the naysayers ever considered that in a thousand years we will be able to find and mine a solid gold planet!

Line go up

*describes a financial bubble* "and because it's about space there will never be any consequences! Also if you disagree with me you're inherently inferior and need to be purged from the gene pool"

Amazing. Shameless, yet amazing.