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There's a gigantic house centipede somewhere in my room and I'm going through my rolodex of recent sins trying to figure out which one is the cause of this level of karmic retribution

In before centipede-splaining. Yes, I know whatever you're about to type. I simply do not want anything crawling up my leg. That's all. I'm very anti-small-guy-crawling-up-my-leg

I am very chill about most insects, but those guys freak me out. STOP RUNNING SO FAST AT ME