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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

Yo though, did you hear, the Burpalucci Espresso Device is only $999 today though, I got four! Now I just need to pay off my credit card to afford the $999 bag of tariffed to shit coffee beans.

can you imagine how many hoarders get roped into endlessly buying piles of shit they don't need?

I see dumb folks who've lost all hope for a future just buying high end dumb shit to validate their existence all the time. Just piles and piles of name brand status cred bullshit to talk about or Instagram.

NYT had a huge story the other day about people running up five figures of debt thanks to BNPL and Klarma and Affirm schemes. Just for shit like you just said