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"Mommy, how long was the N64 account creation, multi-factor enrollment, update process, and new user experience when you got it on Christmas?" Matilda is distracted and scoots away, so missing your hand over the saucepan, wooden spatula shaking like a wet dog. Oh god. What world did we build?

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@stackman.bsky.social

The descent of modern civilization really kicked into high gear when parents had to start updating Christmas toys on the 24th so that they would work when they were opened.

2/7/26, 2:59 pm0 reposts0 likes

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@stackman.bsky.social

2 July

"Why doesn't this work, dada?" "Fucking Santa forgot to pull the day one patch, kid." [disappointed] "oh... when can I play with it dada?" "Looks like their patch server is down. Sorry kid, looks like another 404 Christmas."