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"Mommy, how long was the N64 account creation, multi-factor enrollment, update process, and new user experience when you got it on Christmas?" Matilda is distracted and scoots away, so missing your hand over the saucepan, wooden spatula shaking like a wet dog. Oh god. What world did we build?

2/7/26, 4:29 am45 reposts229 likes

Cup O' Coffey

@ammathor.bsky.social

2 July

Yeah it's Christmas and your parents got you Ocarina of Time. You know what they didn't get you?

RI Smith

@rismith.bsky.social

2 July

Ocarina didn't need the expansion pack, that was Majora's Mask. And Perfect Dark if you wanted double digit frame rates.

Sverre Vårbjørnsen 🦊

@sveur.bsky.social

2 July

With single digits you get more time to look around

Dong Earhart

@dongearhart.bsky.social

2 July

I know it’s not part of The Bit, but the answer is one where only maximizing profit matters. Its eating everything else alive.

No one of consequence

@stackman.bsky.social

2 July

The descent of modern civilization really kicked into high gear when parents had to start updating Christmas toys on the 24th so that they would work when they were opened.

No one of consequence

@stackman.bsky.social

2 July

"Why doesn't this work, dada?" "Fucking Santa forgot to pull the day one patch, kid." [disappointed] "oh... when can I play with it dada?" "Looks like their patch server is down. Sorry kid, looks like another 404 Christmas."

BAKED GOD BAKER

@glebs.bsky.social

2 July

Coax cord was hard to unplug so it took a couple of days