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synapsid (Scary)

if i die in a war fighting slavers yall HAD BETTER fuckin make a statue in our honor of a woman going "Check out my tits!" in tribute

Mom for Ghoulberty👻@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Des Moines has you all beat

6/10/26, 6:08 pm17 reposts91 likes

synapsid (Scary)

this is the only acceptable memorial for me and i will hear no arguments otherwise

@inplacesdeep.bsky.social

basing the statue on that one picture of you flexing

🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛

@screwedjoan.bsky.social

yeah this is the best statue of all time. it’s a civil war commemoration in idaho. naturally it is a woman showing off her tits with nothing else