synapsid (Scary)

25 Jan

i can't do much to fix the world but i can make it more absurd

Lesbian Day seems like a cute tradition but even harmless conspiracy theories like lesbians being real prime us to accept other untruths on faith "because it's fun"

synapsid (Scary)@synapsid.wtf

lesbians are a myth actually. like bigfoot. in that most purported sightings are in the pacific northwest and the footage is always on vhs camcorder for some reason

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26 July

Replying to @eris.anarchogoth.rip

never trust a man with an exotic cat for a pet

an unfair, impersonal and dispassionate system removing ppl without pity, warning, or appeal? so you've got a prosecutor alt, big deal, lot of ppl have those

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Make it a Quote

@miq.moe

Replying to @alsvid.bsky.social

it's very funny to me that Aaron hit me on that recent round of blocks when unlike a lot of ppl i've never threatened him, insulted him, made the accusations against him many repeat but, i did say i think his failings at twitter suggest he's unqualified for the job he has

which is, apparently, a bridge too far

my best posting happens outside of work or the apartment when i'm sitting in some waitingroom or reststop conclusion: liminality is a Posting enhancer

update your unwritten rules notebook: it's against the harassment rules to speculate on if it is ethically necessary or not to do an action you haven't done

Blaberid Fan Account@aischrologia.bsky.social

LOL RIP

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i'm not even sure what tense of speech "suggesting a hypothetically ethically necessary action be taken by someone at some point" is

but apparently it's a bannable state of action, so jot that one down i guess

the existence of the Rude label was a bigger red flag for what these people running the show are like than i think ppl could've even realized at the time

fixation on politeness over all else is a red flag for pretty much anything ever tbqh

update your unwritten rules notebook: it's against the harassment rules to speculate on if it is ethically necessary or not to do an action you haven't done

Blaberid Fan Account@aischrologia.bsky.social

LOL RIP

ethicists and philosophy posters in shambles rn

imagining a whole MS paint Farside collection now

GIFS GALORE@gifs-bot.bsky.social

CARTOON/FS01.GIF

if i die in a war fighting slavers yall HAD BETTER fuckin make a statue in our honor of a woman going "Check out my tits!" in tribute

Mom for Ghoulberty👻@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Des Moines has you all beat

this is the only acceptable memorial for me and i will hear no arguments otherwise

well, one cool thing about american cultural hegemony is now thru decades of cultural osmosis everyone gets to have halloween

so i guess there's that

i should sleep before i crash. gnight everyone, take it easy

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Replying to @synapsid.wtf

and it's the friends you make along the way, of course

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Replying to @synapsid.wtf

it's about being able to cause problems on purpose just because

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it's about getting to say something insane and knowing it just showed up and got beamed directly into the eyes of thousands of ppl who now have to figure out wtf it means

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"i need more followers to increase my reach & hopefully work into a podcast or something with a patreon" weak. pathetic. u lack vision &purpose i need more followers so i never have to shut up & always have ppl to talk to who i can subject to whatever insane thought just ricocheted out of my skull

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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘

@ladyartaud.bsky.social

i miss bitdizzy and cassie. both of them would have had important things to say right now

the horror is Survivor's Guilt

Encephalophatass (Any pronouns)@encephalophatass.bsky.social

They didn't watch the cursed tape. They didn't go into the basement. Never touched that Ouija board. They made all the right choices and that leaves them unable to understand the fate of those they were closest to.

having the wisdom to recognize you're Henchman Coded but the self respect to know you're a Jaws and not a nameless mook

@janet-tzara.neocities.org

every time i think of compliments i've gotten this is like, the first one i think of because it's legit one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me bsky.app/profile/luna...

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videogame history

@vghistory.bsky.social

vistapro, 3d scenery generator, magazine screenshot, amiga (1991) archive.org/details/cu-a...

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Janet Tzara

3 May

Probably not the message I was supposed to take away from This Sex Which Is Not One but 🤷‍♀️

ohhhhh, wait. i'm having an overdue (mild) manic episode and that's why i have a little energy again for once. that figures

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Akeda@akeda.bsky.social

Look at all those gems, they are so shiny! ✨💎 Have a great start to your week! Keep an eye out this Wednesday… there’s a surprise coming! 👀✨ #pixelart

out there every day there is someone who just searched "boobs" online for the very first time remember that

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pouring a can of chili on rice and calling it American Curry

Cassie and her Week of Wonders

having a full on walter white "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?" moment from seeing the phrase "the secular hijabi wrecker in denver"

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DVS

@dvsblast.bsky.social

20 Nov 2024

I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES

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Lady Emily ☄️

@ladyemily.nebula.tv

Saw your best friends earlier

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@bimbette.bsky.social

SOUP SEASON