Mircalla

Hi! I'm Miranda and I write stuff for old versions of D&D. In particular I am writing up a megadungeon I've been running for over a decade on this patreon. Nightwick Abbey! It's spooky! It moves! It's alive! It's got an orange julius! Check it out!

It's illegal to not think I'm pretty

ERICA CHOINKA GOP BOOKTOK NOGO, HOO HOO HOO

I have had two separate men tell me I should consider joining the (episcopalian) priesthood

Look at what the Left is doing to our Dwarves!!

she also used to talk about how hot it was that i had wide hips for a boy

Art by • Alan Lee

the ghost of Buddy Holly taunts Rivers Cuomo every time he looks in a mirror in his post crash form

P.S. Please come out and please transition please for the love of god you are breaking our hearts I know it’s scary and inconvenient but there’s never gonna be a “right time” so just do it already please

Bluesky has five kinds of users.

Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Between My Legs

Blade Runner Between My Legs

Do you agree that the cat is dead now? [Picks up cat. Drops it] Do you agree that the cat is dead now?!

The Incredible Shrinking Man Between My Legs

Jet Li's Legend Between My Legs

Run Silent, Run Deep Between My Legs

Bridge Over the River Kwai Between My Legs

There can never be another "water under the bridge" administration ever again, and part of that is going to involve shaming everyone on board with this one - voters included - as the disgusting pig racists they are

Bluesky has three kinds of users

One of my favorite things about young earth creationism is they decided the 6 thousand year number... around 1000 CE and haven't updated it

Today's vibes: Madoka Ayukawa (Kimagure Orange Road).

STRAIGHT TO THE LULAG

[Pounding clipboard] Lu-LAG Lu-LAG Lu-LAG Lu-LAG

Viva Lula, motherfuckers

democrats when they insist upon themselves

Literally the first shot of this "historically accurate" Odyssey movie shows a boat that A) Has no steering oar. B) Is under full sail *and* full rowers while entering a cave, presumably to dock inside.

The irony is completely lost on you that this is LITERALLY what we’re telling democrats about losing voters d/t the transphobia in their ranks.

Up there with the Codex Argenteus, which is the translation of the bible made for the Goths

Hey remember how I met my wife pretending to be her victim in the vampire room at a haunted house?

I don't need earbuds at my job. I need them to let me sing Tamlin and the House Carpenter without everyone getting annoyed

Pregnancy fetish sabrina carpenter like "Won't you let an innocent woman breed?"

cuckold fetish sabrina carpenter be like "Fuck my wiiiiiiiiii-iiiiife"

Sabrina Carpenter: never heard of self care Me: well how does he euphemistically refer to masturbation??

Butch at work: what are you listening to? Me:...Clutch? Her: O_o ok...

guys: this is why hot women end up deleting all their fucking selfies, because it's only you complete weirdos who go through & find them, and it's creepy as fuck it makes for a cocktail of self-consciousness and paranoia. stop it. friends and w/e can do it, but not annoying chaser strangers

It would be like getting John Fetterman. Sure, he's technically a Democrat, but so what? If it talks like an oppressor and votes in the House like an oppressor, it's an oppressor.

I want all trans people to know that Erika Hilton is a black transwoman and the most-voted congresswoman in the history of Brazil, with 1.5 millions votes. She campaigned for Lula over the last three weeks. WE TRANS PEOPLE CAN EXIST IN POLITICS. It’s not a dream. It’s already a reality in Brazil!

in dragon’s dogma 2, when you cook a meal, the game just plays an mp4 of some meat cooking