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You know, let them have at it. Folks are going to reap what they sowed.

Hmmm

#Bluesky was on GMA this morning. Be ready for even more!

Praise you.

This is about the only place that I have faith in God.

Threads downgrades, suppresses and limits your posts to a small number of your followers, specially when your account posts messages considered “liberal, left leaning, or anti Trump agenda”, that’s how I see Threads now, and it follows the same rigged algo that Twitter is playing

This is a brand new account… can I get some followers? This is literally my 3rd or 4th post.

Well you are God!

I’m up to 11. Been a wild week for sure!! Whooooo!!!

I need your secrets. How did you do this?

Threads blows. It's all influencers and engagement agents.

Praise God!

Way to go God, I believe in you. Let’s get those numbers up

Threads may have followers, but it seems their community spirit is still just a bit threadbare

I think we all need to follow God.

I’m following you even though I don’t believe in you ! Weird right

If I could, I’d follow you again!

Congrats 🎉

Oh my god!!

Threads would be irrelevant without Instagram, and it hardly gain users fleeing from X. It‘s dead, and always has been, like Zuck.

Help me then God I’ve been good and they been bad 😭🙏😆 @godpod.bsky.social

Have one more from a cat bard.

Oh God !

Ffs you are God make everyone love you more

We got yo back, Lord

It looks like Fuckerberg is still old good Fuckerberg.

OMG!

Why not just wave your hand and force everyone on the app to follow you? Oh right, you’re not Elon Musk.

😂😂😂😂

To hell with Meta and Zuck

I was wondering why people who ignore me on insta, chose to follow and ignore me on threads too 😂

I Just Got Here Like 30 Mins Ago and It’s Nice Over Here ! Artists Let’s Run It Up Here !

I had Threads for less than 24 hours. Absolute rubbish

Thank the lord

God…I have been following you since I was born. 🙏🏼

When I read you text I hear it in the voice of Carter Pewterschmidt

Impressive!

I would never follow the real God, he's a bit of a prick, but you're alright.

My instagram followers aren't on my Threads

And they say God is dead...

Threads?

can i get an amen

LOL

nice! congrats

I’m also Canadian and ALSO getting money bots lol Do they think we’re suckers?

That's fine... It's all Monopoly money anyway...

I'm a couple dozen followers away from the equivalent price of a cheap diner coffee. Feel like helping out, or is prayer and supplication actually futile?

Hmmmm can I trust you God???

Go God! 💪

Good for u, be sure to secure them deals

Congrats. I guess the gospel spreads once again. Hail Satan.

This place is heaven. IYKYK

Dude this is exactly how i feel after being here for like 20 minutes lmao

Wait, threads cheats to inflate follower counts? Man, it is almost like they are fraudulent?

These posts make me feel so inadequate.

Damn you are annoying

Did you read that before you posted it? Your life is gaining followers???

Honestly, after leaving X, I came straight here. Threads is part of the Meta group, so sooner or later it will end up becoming a dumpster fire like Facebook (apparently, its users will start seeing ads next year). So I'm fine.

Dude... you used to be funny and worth a follow. Now you're starting to move to boring & pathetic because all you're doing now is bloviating about your number of followers

I never bothered with Threads or Instagram - too much meta

We shall pray for you to save those extra 30k souls O’ Lord!

Good god that’s good

yo go, God!

That's what happens when you don't have to pay to be seen.

I mean I think God is doing better than 30k in the real world, but glad to see he's getting some digital recognition.

I closed my Threads Acct. Much better here.

I been here the same amount of time with zero engagement lol Threads have been good to me though 😂

💖👑🌟

As a refugee of a jehovas witness grandma.. you having so many followers but not following anyone back… sir.. maybe you should live up to your beliefs and add your daciples to your flock.. just sayin

Thank god….

Good god 😇

You could work your GODdamned ass off to follow us back, though! @gastonw250.bsky.social (I don't pray, btw.)

Word is you're a good dude so I'll send out some recommendations 😂

Now if you would only follow back some of us mortals 🙏

I am new to the platform and following thing but if we all followed each other and we all have 1M followers each does that mean we would be able to change the algorithm and keep all the BS out? I hear a lot about algorithms and not sure if this would pertain maybe this is how we start our movement

I’m down on my knees

That's not your real name, either...

The real God has waaay more followers.

I would have expected nothing less #god 🙌 #followGod 😉

*shakes fist*

Why haven't you followed me back?

Okay why not, 36 years late. Sup

There's not really any growth on threads. People downloaded it once and then stopped using it for the most part, so it's more difficult to gain a following there I'm guessing

Hallelujah 😳😂🦋

I liked Threads. But today that relationship is frayed. All I see now is blue skies.

Flexing, God?

Well I follow on both. A true believer.

Organically? Lol you’re in a zillion starter packs. Gif is full of it lol

The whole "it's all about me, me, me" is SO on brand! 😺

::::: In my best Captain Kirk voice::::: Excuse me.....What does GOD need with followers? 😉🖖

I’d follow you again if I could but, that’s not how that works sadly. You almost got it though

You’re the only god I follow

Hers one more and now can you do something about the evil in DC?

💯

God, dammit follow me ! 😂

Damnit, either ways congratulations 📈🤝

Please cheezus, gives us our daily garlic bread, let the grifted drink their red whines and give us peace unto the morning, ffs.

And on the seventh day, God counted his followers and saw that Bluesky was good. Or am I getting the verses mixed up?

My very unscientific rough estimate is that 90% of all posts and accounts on threads are spam, scams, bots and onlyfans marketing

God is great.

And that’s why I didn’t sign up for threads. My Twitter/Bluesky activity is separate from my Insta or Facebook activity

I just followed you, so that’s another one you’ve got 👏👏

I lost you somewhere in the last Couple of years. This is great to be together again here!!!!

Bluesky is doing the Lord's work this week.

Following u, please follow back. Thanks

Well, I'm nowhere near the 22,000 I had on Twitter, nor the 1,500 I have on Threads, but I don't care because this place rocks!

I am not on Threads ‘cuz Instaounce requirements.

Dear God:: The opposite for me. But praying for followers and some much needed sanity over here on @bsky.app

Hey God, I think you worry too much about followers. Maybe you should just use the occasion to spread the gospel about a new paradigm shift

Awesome. You have a substantial amount of followers but not too many you follow. Is that fair?

I followed you on the old place but the algorithm kept you off my feed. Only realising now

everyone wants god in their camp....

Not organically, but by the grace of god! 😜

Never understood threads. It seems like an unnecessary platform and I resent being auto-added to it 🙁🙁

Threads is not a serious app.

You have my permission to smite Threads.

God, I love you! 😘

Wow, almost 2025 and shit like this still gets attention?

Can you like create a miracle to prevent this? Or we are going to have another episode of pestilence to teach us a lesson?