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We should praise the Lord as Donald Trump has been sent by god to teach the world how fucked up democracy is … Elon Musk has been sent by god to teach the world how fucked up capitalism is … With Vaclav Havel and Inc, George Soros actually helped to tear down the Berlin Wall .. he is a hero

Please listen to ‘Adrian Dittman’~really Elon Musk trying to disguise voice. x.com/jimstewartson/status/1872787575313973572

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With the help of friends !

Or Canada could take over, please. Although I'm a little worried about their next election. Ok Greenland.

No one likes America enough to take them over. Imagine trying to corral a bunch of rabid warthogs.

I would vote yes if there was a referendum.

Another distraction. Nothing will ever change with Greenland, Panama or Canada. He is compromising our safety by even mentioning it. And Greenland is now a member of NATO.

They have my permission to invade Mar-A-Lago!

Is it inappropriate to say hell yeah?😆

Yes!

Denmark offered🙂

They also appear to have brains and probably wouldn’t touch the US with a ten foot pole.

and no 2nd Amendment.

Yes, please!

Hi Jean

Yes please.

I would not mind if Denmark would help us improve.

Yup!

You do know that if you were really God, that you could easily make it happen. 😂

Oh wow I’d like to live there! Do they have winter ?

I visited Greenland in 2022. Everyone wanted to talk. They wanted to tell us about their disappeared fishing grounds and exploitation by Denmark. We saw a lot of people milling around.

It sounds like we should all move to Greenland

Yes, please

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How about only blue states

They should make an offer of like $5,000 for the whole schmeer, given our debt and liabilities.

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Right. We need a "Greenland, take the US... please!" movement.

They could. But then they’d get to Florida and say “ok we’ll take all of it except that.” Probably hesitate with Texas too. And Arkansas. Now that I think about it…they’d pass on the whole deal.

Heck, Canada might like to join that. We could even change the name back to Vinland if it helps!

Greenland has better breakfast buffets than Mar-a-Lardgo too.

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Yes please

Greenland is also European. Can Europe re-conquer the USA? Because it seems like they clearly lost their collective mind...

I say, God, when will you start blighting and smiting those MAGA heathens in power? Or are you waiting for them to self-destruct? I guess I just answered my own question - maga are doing a great job on their own.

So do most civilised first world countries , (Except for America)

Approved

From your mouth to . . . Oh, wait.

Currently in Greenland. (satire)

That goes under universal healthcare, doesn’t it?

so do we 🇨🇦, and we don’t want the US either 😂

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No, because we don’t pay our taxes we’re all a bunch of cheats.

I would like to belong to Canada

Sounded pretty decent to me 🙂

Yes please! It’ll take me a while to learn Kalaallisut, but I’m willing to try. 🇬🇱

They want us talking about this while they are doing something sinister completely unrelated to Greenland

He's almost as dumb as the felon he bought, so he'll end up negotiating it down to $22 before giving in 🤣

Amen.

Why bother with Area 51 when we can buy Greenland? If Congress got its 💩 together, we can make some moves!

God I hope so!

A thought!

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Yes, please.

Pretty sure they have a huge sewage system problem. It's kind of amazing they haven't addressed it.

Can you say "The Mouse that Roared"?

Or they could visit Hawaii and shake off that snow.

Denmark sounds like a great country. Smart honest leadership.

Dude! Great idea!

Maybe best to just wait until the USA floats by.

Sounds like a good idea.

I’m in Africa and we’d pass on the US, we might not be any kind of first world but our people have rights.

I wish. I would so be up to being taken over by a country that knows what their doing.

Please & thank you 👽👽👽

I’m on board for Denmark buying us!

He can’t spell visa

Same. Anything is better than being pet of trumpistan

I'm all for that

I’d be happy

That sounds like a great plan

Interesting how the GOP don’t want statehood for Puerto Rico (Hispanic) and Washington, DC (Black) but they want to annex Canada (predominantly white).

Not a bad idea. Especially if Greenland has fewer mass shootings.

I wish.

Just tell Trump to fuck off and have a nice day. Then just refuse to return his calls. Just ignore the prick. Melania does…until she’s out of cash of course. Just like a Russian prostitute does.

I'm sorry, but someone has to 'take one for the team' and if we deported all the deplorable, you could move interstate, just before we give it back to Mexico.

It's possible he wouldn't even realise that Washington DC and Dallas are different places. He's not big on geography.

That's Greenland's idea too .........catch up, g*d

Lol 😆

From the government of Denmark:

YES PLEASE!!!!!!HELP!

When they started pushing Globilization in the 90's I wish that people could have been as mobile as corporations because given the choice, I would have prefered to live in Europe or a country like this. I don't think greed is good. Quality of life across the board was better. They ruined that.

I bet they have really good gun laws too

And why on earth would they want that mentally unhinged lunatic dementia ridden psychopath pathological liar to fuck that all up?

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With you on that one!

Sadly no, it was debunked.. 😞 www.usatoday.com/story/news/f...

They did offer to..

Please 🙏 God Please make it so

Oh, what a happy day that would be. Work a miracle!! ??

Pleeeeeze ! !

Repeat it often enough and it will be treated as fact

Letting Greenland take over the USA would solve our POTUS & SCOTUS problems. I'm all for it.

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They’d run it better and treat our people better!

You're God, #MakeItHappen!

at least, they could volunteer to set up higher standards here for living.

Is their racism better or worse though

nice one!

Serious question: what’s the downside? I gotta change my passport color?

No thanks. We don’t want it. Too many maga(o)ts!! Get it? First part there is polling to verify. The pun while sarcastic is my opinion.

Greenland with peashooters and catapults would smash maga.

You can find that in Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark as well. Most of those countries have languages related to english (England has been Norwegian and Danish). Finland does not, but is winning the world happiness report and the language is influnced by scandinavian languages. Just move there!

It s in the Artic and close to russia

Maybe they are secretly convinced about global warming and think that’s free land mass 😂

I’m down…

Yes, please

That's a keeper! Can we start a new book of the Bible. We can call it Idiocracies.