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"Ha, you kids and your silly dog. I don't care that you caught me, I'm getting away with it because I own most of the judges!"

It's easier to ignore that part so brunch can come around faster

Made me do a spit take and I’m drinking Jamesons. That’s an expensive joke but thanks

You left out “dismantle every organization that helps people”

Coulda used Captain Pollution... but he will probably head the EPA soon

Okay...but the Democratic Party does all that too. They're just the lesser of two evils. The US needs a complete political reboot. (And we're heading the same direction in Canada).

Where's the criticism of bigotry, racism, sexism, or queerphobia...?

Bra-fucking-vo. 👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣💪🏻💪🏻

Its funny, the gop is now what people claimed the dnc was from the 90s onward, what a party flip lol

Yup, this is the Trumpublican way!

Nice, but a little redundant...should make room for "shred the Constitution".

It's all so wrong. I grew up on Captain Planet. It formed how I felt about being a good steward to the earth & all of its creatures. Just like God commands us to do & be in the old testament. This is what it must have felt during Jesus' time.

It’s almost too accurate 😭😭😭

When are we going to start calling them what they really are, the Fascist Party? They stopped being Republican a long time ago.

Only far less colorful

I was hoping somebody was going to post the best Captain Planet of all time.

Feel like he needs a punchier name, like "Captain Shithole." I know it's a bit of a callback. Every year might as well be a decade now.

As an 80s kid, this resonates hard!

WTF

Where they help the bad guy every episode instead.

Is this from a kid’s show? Kinda surprised by the topless woman in it lol

This isn't the beginning. It's the end result of years of big business buying out politicians and convincing people that it's good for them.

This could also easily say the 'Labour Party' at the moment.

They had the Captain Pollution version where all the villains got their own evil rings. I used to think the villains in that show were cartoonishly evil and not realistic but that was before the current GOP.

This one is on the ball!

God's a millennial!