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He’d better not use the “maxi pad on your head for two days, then no visible sign of a wound from a bullet” trick or we might think they’re all full of shit.

... with many thanks to the WWF

Butler, PA was proof of concept run.

Defeat Orban, crush Russia, arrest Netanyahu & tRump. Clean up the fascist mess in the USA. Take democracy back, then heal our planet.

Bob Robert’s.

Presumably it came from Russia in the first place.

I frankly don’t understand why a stunt like that would work with two intensely unlikable people like Orban or trump.

Exactly!

Oh Heavenly Father, don’t be a Schlutz. Trump didn’t win. Shit was totally rigged

Yep…

They're just saying it out loud now.

Do you have any proof?

👍 Gen. Mike Flynn likes this

Ear ear?

So emboldened they keep confessing their crimes and outing themselves.

It sure did. It was even award-winning last weekend!

Ouch!! My earlobe.

Dam

Exactly what I said!

I almost wish there were a god. .

What our former Prime Minister Hair Harper's buddy Orban was going to get a fake assassination

LOL! He looks like Fatty Arbuckle, circa 1923 with that hairdo.

Why do we keep letting this same dumb bullshit work on us. Every. Goddamn. Time.

Lol followed for this idk why it's just the perfect blend of stupid and petty and funny kudos

There was no bullets

I think you have it backwards. This has already been done in Russia. People on the same team with Putin get killed as soon as they become too popular. Then no effort is spared to politicize the murder.

Yes it did...unfortunately-in more ways than one!

It’s horrifying that this is not an automatically dismissable take.

Vance is in Hungary with Orban, probably getting lessons on a smooth autocratic transition. FUCK THE GOP.

Page 12 of the playbook.

⬆️ Sarcasm. I always thought it was all staged.

Come on, think about it. As afraid as Trump is of death, there is no way in HELL he'd have voluntarily been involved with faking an assassination like that. At that range if the shooter was off by A MILLIMETER the wrong way, his head does an incredible impression of Gallagher's watermelon.

bummer for whomever is in the audience behind him.

They might do it again 4 The Midterms But instead of FAKE they'll really take out Trump. He's a LIABILITY now His brain is 2 DAMAGED & CAN'T follow simple instructions. Vance's TURN Set UP an Iranian did IT Turn Trump in2 a MARTYR & Give Vance SYMPATHY. Vance reverses some 2 help MAGA voters B4 Nov

Still waiting on the real investigation?? Not a peep from medical staff at the hospital where he was supposedly treated?? All one big lie, “150%, Bigly”.

So it was Putin's idea. I thought it was Jim McMahon's (on account of the WWE blood capsule and all)

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Because humans are fucking stupid.

Makes me wonder if they did that for Trump.

The hoax assassinations were with the help of & complicit organisation of the Secret Service, no President will ever be able to trust any of the current batch nor any that have been vetted by them.

It's possible things didn't go as planned. And perhaps it was pure luck that kept the old fool alive. And what could've been his downfall became his staged triumph.

Trump ran off stage faster than his handlers could keep up because of firecrackers. Trump hid in the Whitehouse bunker because of protesters on the other side of the street. Bonespurs. But ACTUALLY getting shot fills Trump with such defiant rage that 5 grown-ass adults can't move him off stage?

And two people actually died for this “fake” attempt. Trump barely got an ear graze.

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“I dunno, Dad. It was such badly botched stagecraft they really didn’t get a lot of mileage out of it in the US. Charlie Kirk-as-Horst Wessel did better. Smoke?”

Let's hope the actor misses by not missing.

My sentiments exactly!

It’s tried and true!

Cared not at all!!

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Exactly! It worked for them on July 13 rally in Butler, Pennsylvania...

I hope his security team knows how to move the press for a good camera angle like they did with Trump.

Show what we, the people, are capable of! Protest with the plan. bsky.app/profile/thec...

They’ll probably botch it and actually kill the guy.

Do they have a patsy lined up (like Thomas Crooks) that they can silence? Will they stop in the middle of it for a photo op while nearby wounded bleed to death? Gotta think these things through...

If Russia is as "effective"with a "fake assassination" as they are at war, it will likely solve numerous European problems.

Yep!

Not really, not every American is a fool

That and cheating

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Yep, the Orange Pedo is his twat...

And, Russia had a chance to do the funniest thing.

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It worked for a short time, until the ear that was "blown off" left no blood on his nice white shirt and "miraculously" grew back without a scar two weeks later.

Watching the world in denial and refusing to wake up has been exhausting.

Yup worked like a charm here unfortunately

Is the VP of the US currently in Hungry showing support for Orban?

It worked in Brazil too

The Russians taught Trump how to do it👍

apnews.com/video/donald...

Trump took their advice once or twice.

Maybe this isn't the first time they proposed it.

Why this tactic ever works is insane in itself.

Something…something, indeed. If you ask me🗽⚖️⚖️⚖️

Fat Vic isn’t a WWE hall of famer however.

I maintain that Russia was behind Ear-Tampongate. They’re super bad at making things appear legit.

yes it did. and let’s not hold our anger back at Murdoc and FOX news who have been undermining democracy in the US by telling false stories and pretending it’s news for decades. And still do every single day.

Sure seems like that was the case.

Hard to believe this but if god posted it..

No it didn’t work, because we knew it was FAKE right away!

Nah, that’s just him tapping the mic “testing, testing”

What happened that guy again?

Makes sense alright!

It's simply amazing that no questions are asked about his ear. Or anything else about that day.

Hummmm where did the fake trump hit originate???

They can ship all the surplus ear maxi pads to Viktor.

The Russians aren't always accurate.

They wanted to use tRumps production crew... Unfortunately they are busy cosplaying as secret service agents at this time.

My theory: FSB orchestrated it, with Trumps knowledge. Trump and the kid thought kid would be shooting blanks. “Blanks” were provided by FSB. FSB also adjusted the sites to miss target. Blanks weren’t blanks; secret service counter snipers did what they do; Trump is complicit in murder =kompromat.

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The real question is, can Vic pull off the tampon stuck to the head look?

Does Viktor use Heinz ketchup too ?

Probably not as stupid.

Been knowing that was fake

Küzdj! Küzdj! Küzdj!

It worked last time.

And this mother f***** actually killed somebody to do it.

I’m sure Putin gave pedo47 the idea

Did we really have to guess where Trumpity Dump got the idea?

If only gullibility were a disqualification from voting … 🙄