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Just saw Kristi husband

At least it gets him off CNN!!!

Looking at kennedy over the past couple of weeks and I'm thinking they buy that bronzer in bulk, no? OL01, i believe is the color - short for oompa loompa 01.

He will need to throw off his tie so that he can nestle a big cross between his boobs.

the perfect candidate for a trump press secretary is kari lake. she's overly polished, joyfully deceptive, and cripplingly image-conscious. nobody else is as ready as she is

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Scott can change his name to Priscilla Queen of the Desert 🏜️

trump’s trend is to replace women with men, he has as much of a chance as miller’s wife who is also in the running(lord help us), trump is probably counting the number of times each person praised him

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He's already a giant pussy. So he's halfway there.

lip filler too

He also needs a blonde wig, and a necklace with a cross on it.

Maybe they can recycle Sean Spicer 😂

OH God.. I bet Mrs. God says you're a handfull but knows how to Boss yaround.

Big, black, Florsheim shoes!

Scott Jennings is 100% why I won’t watch CNN. They aren’t serious about news.

It'll be Ivanka @thegodshow.com

Exactly. I'm sure Trump is conducting casting couch interviews as we speak.

Lapdancing and diaper changing are the only (simultaneous) requirements for the job.

He’s already a boob job

🤣🤣🤣

Some footage leaked: I don't know who this lady is, but she seems to make a good chance at being the new press secretary.

😂

I didn’t think it was possible, but if it’s Scott, they found someone worse than Levitt.

You shamelessly forgot the neck chain with the most shining cross hanging down😁

There’s a long list of operations to get the maralago face.

I’m praying that he will get the job then I won’t have to see him on CNN every 5 minutes

Scott Jennings is as qualified to be the WH Press Secretary as I am to be a hippopotamus farmer.

Trump only cares if they swallow.

Be OK if he's gay and blows 47. Daily. Though how anyone could blow a bloke with shit-filled diapers is not a topic I want to consider any further.

You really think he won't do that to land that job. I mean he basically gives dump the other kind of job already.

He's got the lying bullshit part perfected already though!

Can you imagine? He would flame out in the first week.

Cheung would need a 7 second delay 🤣😂

He would also need to shave off that janky-ass beard he's trying to grow. "No beardos." - Kegsbreath

True.

Im not sure about that #Trumpnis an equal opportunity creeper.

It worked for JD.

Just the bronzer and he’s in..

Nah, he just has to have the ability to suck chrome off a trailer hitch. I'm pretty sure he can do that.

So...I'm not hearing a no... 🦞

Curious. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room? Hotel or otherwise.

God you're funny 😁

Does this mean he has to shave the goatee too? Such an insufferable prick.

He's be really good at it. He has no compunction about flagrant lying.

Whatever it takes to get the prick off CNN. Immediately change the channel whenever he is about to appear. Worthless piece of shit.

Or changes his name to Bubba

Pity anyone stepping into Karolying's shoes and telling lies the way she did !

Lol

I don't think hair extensions will be enough

Only young blondes need apply.

Truth.

😂😂😂😂

Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha 😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣 I just can't, but it's sooooo true lolololololololololol 😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😅❤️❤️❤️

But I hear he gives presidential foot massages.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He lies almost as much as his orange hero and Trumpio Rose Leavitt and is overqualified in the stupidity department

I'm thinking Jesse Watters...why not? Half of Fox already works there.

Snotty Scotty is most certainly smarmy and snide enough🤢 He definitely has arrogant and obnoxious going full blast His biggest obstacle will be he isn’t ‘manly’ enough for the 🍊💩🤡 to get all ‘hot & bothered’ over 🥵 He would have to bulk up like those sweaty fighters Trumpy likes to pant over🤮

I really dislike that man!

Don’t forget the lips….

he's shopping for the proper gold cross right now. Not too small to be seen by the camera, and not too big to encourage comparison of one's actions to the 10 Commandments via the plaques now on the wall in many American classrooms.

I’m sure he’ll take anyone that can lie on cue and can’t define “blivet”

AHA ... I knew You didn't have a thing against transvestites, but now I have the PROOF that I can show to other people! Can You do the same messaging for the varying religions, and the varying races, and for women, and for ...

Lol

Don't forget the botox lips!

God that’s hilarious

I mean, he does have in incessant lying part of the job down.

I don't care who the new one is, they should be roundly ignored by the Press. They will do nothing but lie anyway.

Don't forget the hair extensions and bad orange spray paint as a tan

He’d better start working on his (blow)job interview skills.

You'll know when he's ready. The Quickening of Scott from Mitch youtube.com/shorts/XofNj...

He does have the blowjob part down.

Riley Gaines.

It wouldn't be too much of a stretch, as he walks out of his house, pretending to be a man, every day.

So let it be written. Amen.

Needs a cross too. ✝️

and dyes his hair yellow.... LOL...

Maybe JD can give Jennings some eyeliner tips.