Trogdor The Burninator

This is an incredibly astute observation on the conversation of taxing the rich. youtu.be/f-oDDojrTcg?...

An Indian country music variety hour called Ghee Haw.

An Indian country music variety hour called Ghee Haw.

Couldn’t happen to a better guy. Congrats, Joe! 👍🏽

Those are the good ones. 😏

I. Fucking. LOVE. This.

It's ridiculous that CEOs require millions of dollars in compensation when most employees under them are living paycheck to paycheck. So many problems in this world are caused by greed.

Dog Whistle Politics. Remind you of anyone?

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

Steve is going to Disneyland, apparently. I don't know how he's getting there. I'm not taking him.

Add “between my legs” to a movie title: Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail between my legs

Lula celebrates Brazil election victory over Zionist-backed candidate Bolsonaro 🇧🇷🍾🎊🥳🎉

“The powerful can kill one, two, or 100 roses. But they’ll never stop the arrival of spring.” — Lula What an extraordinary victory for Brazil! The Brazilians beat back fascism at the ballot box. We can damn well do it here, too. VOTE!

This is profound and magical.

How giant of an asshole do you have to be for Trump to tell you to piss off??

STOP telling him what organization you’re reporting for! The answer to “Who are you with?” should be: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

First date idea: We take some ibuprofen and stop aching.

In space, no one can hear the fart I shouldn’t have trusted.

The Devil’s greatest trick isn’t convincing you he doesn’t exist, but convincing you that someone else is The Devil.

It really says something about the world we live in when simple acts of human kindness make me cry. I feel like they’re so rare nowadays. 🥲

Why does he get to come twice, but you want me to edge? I'm thinking forced orgasms for Jesus.

Every author, musician, and artist of any kind should do exactly the same thing. Imagine how much money it would cost them to fight millions of lawsuits.

Something I wish more people would realize.

I think it would be really funny if John Legend was a loser nobody ever heard of.

Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out my past due bills.

Hell yeah! GO SCIENCE! GO WOMEN SCIENTISTS!

Agreed! The possibilities of this invention can change the world.

🇨🇦❤️🇺🇦💪🏽

I always loved Patton Oswalt's response to the idea that "you have to respect people's beliefs": "No, you have to ACKNOWLEDGE people's beliefs. And you have every right to say, 'I know you believe that. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.'"

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Don’t try and sell me “deconstructed” food. If you’re too lazy to cook, why’d you open a restaurant?

I’m pretty keen on you too, buttface.

Hell yeah! The world doesn’t need fElon Musk.

LOL