Thom Roe

RIP Walter Marvin Koenig (1936-2026). I'm so grateful that he got a voice cameo in Picard season 3 playing his character's son President Anton Chekov. www.youtube.com/watch?v=89qJ...

the first rule of amnesia club is where am i

i strongly disavow the Jonas Brotherhood (for obvious reasons)

jonathan kent will return in Avengers: Doomsday

it's a lovely day for this

this is a guilty pleasure but that beat, y'all

photos from earlier in the day

AI is "intelligent" in the same way that a dictionary is "intelligent"

mom and the three kids out for a stroll and maybe some lunch

I was outside earlier, as the light started to fade, trying to get some photos of the deer in the neighbor's back yard. I knew the flash wouldn't reach that distance but I took one shot with the flash anyway, and ended up with my new favorite deer photo of all time

classic

LET GO OF MY GODDAMN ARM

68% disapproval. the dam is going to break, one way or another

do we think trump's media bans will drive him down to 25% approval? i want to see the polling over the next few days

there isn't a thing of doing you might believe not to do, or in other words, try not to try of these things to not do, or do

suggestion for new trend: anal dyeing. wouldn't YOUR balloon knot look so inviting in a muted shade of teal? want to freshen up your poop chute with a new coat of paint? ANAL DYEING™ MAY BE RIGHT FOR YOU!

"i pushed my wife down a flight of stairs and set her car on fire because she ate my leftover pad thai. AITA?"

whoever decided that boiled okra is appetizing was probably going through a lot of shit and not dealing with it in a productive manner. boiled okra is a cry for help

HAPPY LABRADOR EVERYBODY

olaf hopes your caturday is catful and catlicious, just like he is

ICYMI: It.

my brother Olaf indulging in some morning sunbathing. he's very handsome

i'm so raven. maybe i'm TOO raven

this movie is funny af

can you prove that this song ISN'T about The Doctor? no. you can't.

when jennifer warnes sings leonard cohen, it's transcendent

some incel bozo on facebook posted an AI photo of andrew tate with the caption "top g." i replied 'i bet in jail they call him "Bottom G"' and i think the account blocked me

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif.

i love hummingbirds SO MUCH, but at the same time i'm aware that they're complete psychopaths who are constantly fighting for unknown reasons

i'm trying to get back into hummingbird photography, and it's very tricky. i took over 400 shots of hummers during a session yesterday and few are worth posting, but these two are kind of cool

the moon is really bright tonight which is honestly surprising after last night's unfortunate color-scheme fiasco RED'S NOT YOUR COLOR BABYGIRL

here's an important thing i've learned about black cats: if they're mad at you, YOU WILL KNOW ABOUT IT. and they'll make it everybody's problem. they're still the best tho.

so last night, olaf (cat, 13 yo) was about to jump up on a table covered in breakables and i TRIED to say "you better NOT!" while also TRYING to say "you WOULDN'T!" and what ended up coming out was "you better WORK!" and olaf was so stunned by this he jumped down so rupaul for the win

Olaf appreciates your love and admiration on his special day

feelin kinda thirsty

CHIP I'M GONNA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY

life was so much easier before two-factor authentication

last evening, i asked alexa the night's weather forecast, and she informed me there was a 51% chance of rain, which is both weirdly specific and yet somehow amusingly vague. it's such a noncommittal forecast. "we're 1% MORE convinced that it will, in fact, rain. glad to help!"

When I wake up and think I've missed the bus to school but it's Saturday and I'm 60.

"it's whiskey o'clock somewhere!" -- rudy every morning

spider-man: brand new day was a swell movie. well-written, fantastic performances by the entire cast. that's why it's such a letdown that i stayed for the blah post-credits scene, which was quite possibly the most disappointing and uninteresting in recent marvel history. don't bother waiting for it.

people who think rickie lee jones' career began and ended with "chuck e's in love" are missing out on a truly astonishing body of work "well, i had some dough and i had a big car and i turned around and all the money was spent i don't know wherever it goes but that's probably where my baby went"